Also known as your bestfriend who "annoyed" you to no end.
While everyone else thought he was the hottest person alive and he was everybody's crush (and boy crush) – which only fed his ego – you knew that Kuroo was in fact, a dork.
The biggest dork. Ever.
"Hey y/n,"
"What now, Tetsurou?"
"I need to tell you something serious."
"Uh-huh."
"I'm afraid of atoms, I heard they make up everything."
"Tetsurou... fUCK OFF-"
Everybody that knew him – properly – knew he was the biggest dork around. Step anywhere five feet near him and he can and will make you cringe away with his cheesy jokes.
That's not a warning, it's a threat.
After knowing him for twelve years, you've learned to put up with bullshit. You weren't going to lie when you said he was attractive, but you would never admit it out loud. You had to uphold your reputation as 'Kuroo's #1 passive-aggressive supporter.'
You were quite proud of that title – courtesy of Kenma.
Once again, it was a normal day, walking down the hall with Kuroo following you like your shadow.
"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe."
"Oh my lord. Go annoy some other girl, one who's actually desperate for you." You huffed, making him whine and wrap his arms around you while his chin rested atop your head.
"But y/n-chan!" He whined, making you roll your eyes. "They're reactions are no fun! They just laugh and throw themselves on me!"
"Go bitch to someone else, I don't need to hear about your ego, let alone feed it even more." You slapped his arms away, feeling the burning glare of girls sink into your skin. Kuroo huffed and walked next to you, his bottom lip jutted out into a pout.
