The Issue with Satan and the Human Race

Prologue

It was dark, but it was light. It was some ironic scene you saw in a movie. The high walls and menacing vibe made him cower in fear, his claustrophobia crawling up his spine.

He hated it. He hated the fact that he was inferior, he hated the fact that he was looked down upon by them, he hated the fact that he was here. 

A spotlight shone down from the sky to reveal a man. He was in a kneeling position, his strong frame being pushed down by two guards. Both his arms and legs being handcuffed made this even more humiliating, but all he could do was laugh.

"You're not answering our questions." One of them said. All of them spoke amongst themselves, then stared with their lilac eyes towards the silver haired male.

"Why would I tell you anything? What do you have up for grabs?" The man giggled, his blood orange eyes glowed with mischief and smirk sent a very dangerous vibe.

"Bribes don't work on us, we won't hesitate to disfigure and dismantle your very being and have you rebuilt." 

"You don't have that kind of power, you are all weak. I could snap your bones like a twig, I'll bash your brains into liquid, I'LL SMASH ALL YOUR ORGANS INTO A STEW!" He looked up bearing his fangs and thirst for blood. The guards saw this and immediately lifted their axe, swiftly beheading the man's head like a guillotine. A sigh of relief wept through the entire room. 

"You all are no fun, angels are no fun." Tendrils grew from the latter's head, reattaching itself to the rest of his body. There were screams of disgust and horror, he smiled more wildly, he loved the sound of fear, he craved the taste and feeling of fear. This made him much more amused.

"Maybe if you unshackle me we can have some fu-"

"SILENCE!" No one spoke except for the silver head insanely laughing. "It seems even the devil needs advice from God, let's give him a controlled shock."

The handcuffs glowed a cobalt blue, surging into the devils veins, gouging his eyes and strangling him. He cried in agony, until the handcuffs stopped glowing, it left him teary and swallowing the nearby air around him, how pathetic.

And if things couldn't get any worse. Another man waltzes in, his white hair gelled back and yellow eyes that either hint innocence or menacing. He walks directly in front of the imprisoned man, making his goatee sway side to side.

"You decided to piss me off again."

"Well what the fuck did I do this time you delusional old man?" The man with the goatee just stares at him like he just heard the most stupidest sentence he has ever heard in his entire life. And he has lived A LOT longer than the silver head.

"You decide to kidnap a member of the high court for a fishing trip."

"But he did reelly well. I'm kinda surprised actually."

"He was the bait, and he died on the fishing trip. You know how long it takes for someone, especially an angel, to reincarnate perfectly, too god damn long."

"Well what else was I suppose to use?"

"Why not use your dick while you're at it."

"Hey I need that, wait did you just say my dick was b-"

"Because of your idiotic actions, as God I sentence you to the over world."

A sly look entered the devil's face "HAH, YOU THOUGHT! I COULD JUST-"

"No you can't, the only way to leave is to have some genuine FUCKING RESPECT for some people, and so I chose the things you hate most."

A look of hatred and disappointment stared at God, "WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M NOT GOING TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS A PUNY, DEMENTED SCAB!"

"Too late, see ya bitch." And just like an inverted water slide, the devil flew towards the roof as if he were being inhaled like a vacuum cleaner.

"Finally we got rid of him, such a pain in the ass." God's eyes widened, "shit I forgot, he hasn't been to the human world in fucking forever." He looks around and leaves his eyes on an angel with brown chestnut hair in a high fade and textured quiff hair style, complementing his strong frame and tan toned skin.

"Ah Gary, you have recently been to the over world," God turns towards the same angel, "you are to guide him through the over world, because he will probably commit genocide on the whole of humanity. If he were to hurt a human in anyway, send him straight to me and I will dismantle the molecules that create his very being and disfigure them myself."

"Of course."

"Alright I'll head out. Tracey can you buy one of those leaf drinks with milk and those black orbs? They taste really good." And then he left.

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