Mini Bangtan

Remember? Pt.1

You walk into your living room and sit down. You get up and look around for something, but you can't seem to remember what.

Joonie:Found it!

Y/n:*turns around* oh thanks Joonie! I had forgotten what I was looking for!

You grab the remote and sit down again. You dig into your pocket and take out super glue.

Taebaby: You forget a lot of things.

Jinnie:I bet you dont remember how we met.

Y/n:I totally do!
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You finally finished your shift at the cafe. You take off your apron and go into your locker. You take out your belongings and head to the parking lot. You take out your keys and get into your car.

Your driving home when you see an old lady struggling to finish getting across the street. You get out your fruit snacks and start munching on them while you wait for her to finish crossing the street.

She is just standing in the middle of the road so you decide to get out of your car and walk up to her.

You walk up to her and she is mumbling something. It seems she is doing some sort of ritual because now she is dancing in circles. You look at the ground and see 7 items there.

A gucci bag, a can of Sprite, a pair of broken glasses, a pink hoodie, a pillow, a bag of mochi, and a dumbbell.

She starts talking louder and they turn into yelling.

She keeps repeating the same phrase over and over.

"KING NAMTITTIES! PINK SEOKJEAN! MINT YOONGAY! JUNG HOES SUCK! CHRISTIAN CHIMCHIM! GUCCI TAEBABY! MAKNAE GOLDENCOOKIE!"

You tap on her shoulder.

"Yes dear?"

She stopped yelling. The items disappeared. She was calm. But now she had a little box with holes.

Y/n:ma'am you're in the way....

"Oh...my apologies...you can have this for being patient with me young lady."

You shrug and take the box. You shake it.

You hear a bunch of tiny groans and ows from inside.

"Dont shake it!They're your responsibility now! Those crackheads...I cant stand them. Too much trouble for an old lady like me...they're yours now...BYE LOSER!"

She laughs and disappears.

You slowly walk back to your car and place the box on the seat. You continue to drive while listening to the radio.

The radio seems to be playing covers of songs, they arent bad covers, they're really good. Too good.

You finally arrive home and notice your radio isnt even on! It was coming from the box.

Y/n:Did she give me a singing box?! Cool!!

?:no u idiot

Y/n:w-what?

?:we arent boxes now open up!

You sit there confused. You get out of your car and take the box inside.

You walk to your kitchen table and place the box there. You walk to your drawer and take out a knife. You walk over to the box.

Y/n:I dont want to hurt you...but I'm opening the box with a knife..

You hear some movement and then you decide to open it when its silent.

Your eyes widen.

Little creatures.

They look human.

But they're so tiny!

About 2 inches tall!

Well some are taller than others.

There are 7 little human boys standing on your kitchen table.

Y/n:w-w-what?!

?:what? You've never seen a mini?

Y/n:m-mini? N-no...

?:so what's your name?

Y/n: uhm...y/n....what are your names?

Jinnie:I'm Kim Seokjin... aka "Pink Seokjean"...but call me Jinnie :)

Joonie:I'm Kim Namjoon. Aka "King Namtitties". You can call me Joonie. :)

Yoonie:I'm Min Yoongi. Aka "Mint Yoongay"..you can call me Yoonie I guess..

Hobi:I'm Jung Hoseok! Your sunshine!! Aka. "Jung Hoe Suck"
You can call me.....uhm...SUNSHINE!!no.. SUNFLOWER! No...UR HOPE..no..

Joonie:...Hobi....

Hobi:okay...HOBI!!!

Jiminie:I'm Park Jimin. Aka.."Christian Chimchin"......but please call me Jiminie...

Taebaby:Im..Renoir

Yoonie:...Tae-

Jinnie:your name isn't Renoir..

Taebaby:....Vincent Van Gogh?

Jiminie:......Tae

Taebaby:...Gucci King?

Bunny: Taehyung!

Taebaby:My Name is Taehyung...Kim Taehyung aka Gucci Taebaby

Bunny:mhm

Taebaby: But you can call me Taebaby or Taetae! Or well there are other choices but you decide! Yes, you! The one reading! Decide what to call me ;D

(But really it's your choice on what to call him)(comment here)

Y/n:....what?

Joonie:He went through a Dora phase....dont ask please eheh...

Y/n:oh...okay...

Bunny:I'm Jeon Jungkook aka The Golden Maknae................. aka......ahem..............Maknae...... GoldenCookie........

Y/n:Golden?

Bunny:yes....but please call me Kookie

Y/n:can I call you bunny?

Everyone except Y/n and Bunny:*holding in laughter*

Bunny:I-..............f...fine

Y/n:okay so that's......

Jinnie:you dont remember?

Y/n:I remember now....Joonie, Jinnie, Yoonie, Hobi, Jiminie, Taebaby or Tae or TaeTae or V-

Taebaby:V?

Y/n:Vincent

Taebaby:Ohhh

Y/n:And Bunny!

Joonie:looks like she didnt forget!

Y/n:So uhm....how are you so small?

Jiminie:How rude to ask! I-

Joonie:she asked all of us u dingus

Jiminie:oh....

Jinnie:I can explain