Mini Bangtan

The shampoo bottle pt.1

Taebaby climbed into the shower.

Jiminie: Hey I don't know about this... *scanning around the room*

Taebaby: It will be fine! It's only water! Plus we've never tried taking a normy shower before I'm sure nothing will happen.

Jiminie: How are you going to reach the shampoo and stuff??

Taebaby: *pulls out fishing rod* with this handy dandy tool of ccourse! How else?

Bunny:*hiding under a napkin* What if they fall on your head?

Taebaby: pshh they won't ~ *swings rod* I am an expert! *hooks the bottle* THERE I GOT ONE

Jiminie: Ohhhh>_< PLEASE be careful~

Taebaby: Don't worry! I got this! *pulls* AHHHH

The shampoo bottle hits the ground near him and suddenly the other bottles follow after it falling from al different directions.

Bunny: TAKE COVER!! *Hides under more napkins*

Jiminie hides behind the toothbrush cup while Taebaby hides under the bath faucet. The bottles stop falling and they see the door open.

Y/n: What is going on here? Wha- OMG R U OK??

Taebaby walks back out with his eyes wide open.

Taebaby: I just saw my life flash before my very own beautiful eyes...

Y/n: Taebaby I am sure your eyes are beautiful BUT WHAT HAPPENED?

Jiminie walks out from behind the cup and Bunny stays hidden in case more fall down.

Jiminie: He wanted to see what it was like to take a normy shower.. and he hooked his fishing rod to a bottle and they all fell...

Taebaby: yeah...sorry guys...Hey bunny you can come out now..

Bunny shakily removes a napkin from his head and walk out the shower with his eyes wide open.

Y/n: If you guys wanted to try that I could've helped you!! You could've gotten hurt!!

Taebaby: WELL WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY BOTTLES!

Y/n: My hair and body are delicate and require special products to maintain their beauty:)

Taebaby: Well try new ones..these are clearly not working..

Y/n: YAH!

They giggle and walk up to Y/n.

Taebaby: Y/n I'm sorry, next time I'll ask you to help us..but for now I'll stick to my regular baths..these showers are scary. I am traumatized for life.

Y/n: *picking up the boys* Dawww its okayy, but next time make sure to ask me, some things are huge and you could get seriously hurt. Now, if u really want a shower instead of a bath u can always use the sink, I'll get little bottles and towels for you to use instead of mine okay?

The boys nod and sit on Y/n's hands as they walk into the living room where the other boys were.

Yoonie: *on his phone* So what was it?

Hobi: *jumping up and down* ARE MY BABIES OKAY?

Y/n sits down and pats Hobi's head to calm him down. They play the little boys on the couch next to them.

Y/n: They are okay Hobi, they were just trying to take a shower using the 'nOrmY' shower instead of their regular bath and the bottles came raining down on them.

Jinnie: YAH! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TRYING TO DO THAT! I HAD TOLD YOU NOT TO!

The boys look towards Joonie's direction and smile awkwardly.

Jinnie: JOONIE! DID YOU LET THEM DO THIS!?

Y/n: guys w-

Joonie: I'M SORRY OKAY! THEY SAID THAT YOU TOLD THEM THAT AS LONG AS I'M OKAY WITH IT THEY COUL- oh I hear it now...whoopsieee

Y/n: guys-

Jiminie: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT I TAKE BLAME FOR ALL THESE IRRESPONSIBLE ACTIONS I APOLOGIZE MY SUPERIOR EMPEROR I HAVE FAILED YOU!

Y/n: uhm guys-

Jinnie: So it was you huh? Tell me young one, who was it really? If u admit it is your fault it surely must be because you are taking blame, with this information I must figure its Taebaby. TAEBABY!

Taebaby: *on one knee* Yes your most gracious excellency?

Y/n: wait wha-

Jinnie: Do you plead guilty for these actions and take full responsibility for the consequences that result upon your actions today?

Y/n: but guys-

Taebaby: Yes your most graciousness i plead guilty and take full responsibility of my actions for today.

Jinnie: Very well. BUNNY!

Bunny: *on one knee*Yes your excellency?

Jinnie: For the actions that have been taken today I must officially declare Taebaby guilty of treason. Punishment shall be execution. Please prepare for this afternoon.

Y/n: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!? WHAT TREASON? WHAT?

Bunny: Yes your excellency, I will make sure everything is prepared for the afternoon. I will take the prisoner to be held in a cell until then your most gracious honor.

Jinnie: Very well, go on then.

Bunny takes Taebaby and ties his arms with rope. He carries him over his shoulder, takes him to the dungeon and places him in a cell, locking him away.

Y/n: guys...it was just a few shampoo bottles don't you think this is getting a bit ridiculous.

Joonie: SILENCE! Are you implying that our gracious honorable excellency is in the wrong? Do you wish to be executed along with Taebaby?

Y/n: What?! No! I'm just saying-

Joonie: Good, then you mustn't speak ill of his decisions. Our excellency always has the best opinions on these matters and he is never wrong.

Y/n: M-may I speak with him?

Joonie: We'll see.. *walks over to Jinnie and whispers in his ear* *Jinnie nods and Joonie walks back* Very well then, you should feel honored, he permits you to speak with him.

Y/n: Great! *walks up to him* Hey Jinni-

Joonie: THAT IS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO ROYALTY! DO YOU WISH YOUR HEAD CUT OFF?

Y/n: N-NO MY MOST SINCEREST APOLOGIES. Y-your excellency it is an honor you let a mere peasant speak with you. What I am about to ask isn't because I think you are wrong, which you are not of course. I was just wondering if you could let me in on how you made the decision that he was committing treason.

Jinnie: Of course, you are curious.  Most peasants don't know the first thing about law. You see, Jiminie and Bunny are my children, making them princes, royalty. Taebaby pleaded guilty and took full responsibility of putting them in serious danger and doing it on purpose. Attempting to harm any royal member is considered treason. For which he is being punished in about an hour.

Y/n: BUT- ahem I mean- Such wise words you speak your excellency sir. If he has pleaded guilty is there any way the punishment could be lifted?

Jinnie: I am afraid not, if the accused pleads guilty there is no turning back. Besides, we already have a huge feast planned for the event and we cannot eat if the event is canceled, think of all that food gone to waste. Now get out of my sight. The event will start soon and you need to be down where the other peasants are.