My Moon, and My Sun [EraserMight]

Chapter 5: Dinner (again)

TW: talk of sex, alcohol

Toshinori looked in the mirror and sighed. Aizawa was WAY out of his league, he needed to impress him, but felt like he couldn't. He pulled his scraggly blonde hair into a mini bun, and began searching for a nice blazer, and some pants that weren't huge on him in his normal form. He didn't want to seem so scrawny. He picked out a nice black velvet blazer he picked up on impulse a few weeks back, some black jeans, a grey button up shirt and a matte black tie. Yagi threw them on, and checked out his outfit in his full length mirror. 'I look like a hipster. But, I also look younger than I am, so I guess it's ok. 'Aizawa should be here in about 20 minutes, so I have time to wash my face and clean up,' he thought as he adjusted his tie. 

Aizawa looked at his phone. 'Good, I still have 20 minutes,' He unlocked it and called Yamada.

*ring* 

*ring*

'I swear to god if that fucker doesn't answer his phone'

*ring*

*ring*

"Present Mic speaking, you are not on the air, listener,"

"I have a question,"

"I may or may not have an answer."

Shouta sighed, "Look, I haven't been on an actual date that wasn't a one night stand in literally 5 years. I need advise, and you've had like what 20 girlfriends in the last-"

"Ok ok I get it. So is this with the legendary All Might, mayhaps?" Hizashi giggled.

"I am not legally obligated to give you that information,"

"The more information I know the more I can help~"

"Whatever, it is. I don't know how that's supposed to help," Aizawa groaned. If this information got out, it would be catastrophic. But, he trusted Hizashi. He annoyed Shouta to an extreme, but he trusted him.

"What are you two lovebirds gonna do tonight?" Yamada smiled. He was genuinely really excited for Aizawa. It felt like they were back in college. If this goes well, even if they don't last a while, it'll give Shouta the confidence he needs to jump back in the dating pool. 

"That's not your business,"

"I hope you know you called me for advise,"

"We're just having dinner at his place,"

"oooOOOooo you're already going to his house? Spicy," Under typical circumstances, Yamada would be worried this wouldn't be a date as much as a fuck-and-go, because thats how Shouta usually is, but Yagi isn't like that. This'll be a good change of pace for Shouta. 

"Stop mocking me and help," Aizawa was really close to hanging up the phone. He already felt a significant amount of shame from even making this phone call. 

"Fine. Honestly, just be yourself, and talk like people. Not heroes, not teachers, humans. Ask him about where he grew up, his favorite movies, music, stuff like that. And don't be afraid to open up a little, as hard as that may seem,"

"Are you sure hes gonna wanna talk about stuff like that?"

"Yagi's the sentimental type. I'm like eighty percent sure hes gonna eat that up, and also be glad you brought it up. Besides, whats the worst that can happen?"

"This goes horribly and and we're awkward around eachother for the rest of our teaching careers,"

"Jeez, you're so pessimistic. Walk in, be confident, ask questions. Oh, and if he made the food himself, compliment it. Oh, and compliment him in general, expecially what hes wearing,"