Welcome to the interview

Hamilton part 1

*you walk into a dark room fulled with other people all of a sudden the lights up*
(Me aka the host) Welcome everyone to the candy store. Alright so thanks to my friend PotatoTatoX3 we were able to get some people for the interview.
(PotatoTatoX3 aka lemon) No problem. Here you go everyone is in the bags.
Host: um how did you get them in the bag and should I be worried.
Lemon: Do you want the people or not and no you don't have to be worried.
Host:....OK so let's get this show started. Lemon open the bags and show the people to the world.
Lemon: got it. * opens the bags one bye* Eliza was surprisingly feisty.
Host: oh they're tied up that's um great. But did you get what I asked for.
Lemon: yep. But why
Host: You just KIDNAPPED 19 people. Don't ask me why I do things. Compared to me you are worse.
Lemon: says the who asked for a blowtorch, a sledgehammer and a hammer.
???: GUYS!!!
Host and lemon: WHAT
???: B*tchs I know for a fact you both did not just yell at me.
???2: GUYS
All 3 of us: WHAT JELLY
Jelly: we're still live and Terry( terry's a girl) get back.
Host: EVERYONE WHO'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON STAGE GET THE FUDGE OFF MY STAGE
Terry: ok ok chill the hell out kitty.
Lemon: oh and here's 5 year old Phillip like you asked.
Host:*Fixes hair* alright let's untie our guest except Eliza. She looks pissed at me for having Philip. And keep Alex tied to. So welcome to my show any questions.
Phillip: why are there 2 of me? Why is there guy who looks like me? How did we get here? And I know I'm asking a lot of questions and I a have
lot more but who is that woman in the red dress with the big boobs?
Eliza: PHILLIP!!!
Phillip: sorry
Alex: But they are big.
Angelica: Were they big enough to make you cheat on my sister? Huh Alex?