Host: Welcome back my lovely lollipops. I'm your beautiful host lucky and welcome to my show. Now sponsored by stir crazy. Stir crazy, the thing at the back of your mind no matter how hard you try. It allows you to work hard as hell. Available everywhere and to everyone. So let's begin. Everybody ready?
Yellow heather: Is she o-
Host: Yes okay let's go. So this question is for um fat girl who's name I completely forgot. If you could climb up anything where would you go?
Martha(I think): Umm I think I go to Paris and climb up the Eiffel Tower.
Green heather: Be careful not to bend it. Hell I'm surprised that you could even have that power.
Host: I'm not sorry but this is my show and my show says no fat shamming.
Red heather: I can completely see why. Someone's a little on the skinny side aren't ya?
Host: I will break your neck you dead bitch.
Lemon: LUCKY NO CURSING
Terry: Let her it's funny when people react to it.
Jacob: Let's get this hoe fight going. WHOOOO
Host: Okay let's continue this show. J.D this is for you. What would you're favorite Netflix show be?
J.D: Um what's Netflix.
Host: Practically tv but with more shows
J.D: Well this might actually be surprising but I would watch All dogs Go To Heaven.
Veronica: Aw that's actually pretty nice. Why?
J.D: Because the main character literally dies twice in the movie.
Host: Calm down edge lord. We gotta get to more than 300 words before I can end this chapter- I mean episode.
Jelly: How did she break the 4th when she's already breaks the 4th wall?
Terry: Just don't question it. And 291
Host: Thank you. So now let's go to the 2 dead gay guys
Kurt: Can we not talk about how they all assumed that we-
Host: OF COURSE we will talk about that. Especially since it's probably the best song in the entire playlist. But that is for next time!
Terry: Really lucky. And we both know that's not true.
Host: Hahaha I'll see you all next time. Remember to stay inside, wash ya god damn hands and everything. And check out my book I'm writing. It's literally next to this one.
Lemon,jelly and terry: STOP BREAKING THE WALL!
Host: Ha never. Welp that's all folks. Come on guys let's binge watch Netflix.
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