Welcome to the interview

Heathers part 1

Host: Welcome back everyone to my show. If you're new then go back and watch my old episodes.
Lemon: I got them for you.
Terry: Thanks lemon. Wait even J.D and red heather and even the 2 boys who got shot and died.
Lemon: Do you want them or not?
Jelly: Yes we do. Don't question her methods they work that's all we care about.
Host: Welcome to the candy store.( That's what I call the interview show) Here I ask you questions and you give the answers.
Red heather: I'm sorry what? I don't answer questions I give the questions. Now why don't you sit your little black ass down and let ME take over. This show is named the candy store.
Host: I'm giving you 1 minute to sit that plastic ass down before I break that piece of plastic you call a nose with that colored stick.
*Everyone slowly sits down from hearing the host say that*
Host: ok let's begin the first question is for my boy J.D. What is your favorite slushie flavor and do you approve of mixing flavors
J.D: My favorite flavor is I have to say cherry. It's the flavor I bought Veronica when we first met.
Veronica: Oh yeah I remember that. It was when I was on my way to a party. You made a bet.
J.D: And soon you had a cherry slushee in your hand.
Yellow heather: Aww that's so sweet. Whatever happened to you. You and Veronica were such a cute couple.
J.D: I had to move away thanks to my dad's stupid job. Couldn't stay even if I wanted to.
Host: Alright. Next question is for green heather. If Red heather had never came to the school would you had the power you did?
Green heather: Well I think yes.
Red heather: I disagree but go on.
Green heather: As I was saying. Yes I think I would've. Not exactly the same amount of power but some. But luckily heather came. She was basically a stepping stool for me.
Red heather: That is a BIG FAT LIE AND SHE KNOWS IT. She would have nothing without me. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Just another heather!
Yellow heather: Guys calm down. Please. Fighting goes nowhere.
Host: Actually fighting gives us more rantings. So if you guys do fight. Let the cameras get it.
Jacob(he's my best friend. Had to include him.) CHICK FIGHT HELL YEAH. LETS GO LADIES. MY MONEYS ON THE RED ONE.
Ram: Hell yeahhhh that person got the right idea.
Kurt: What if they rip each other's clothes off?
Ram: That would be awesome!
Host: Annnnnd I'm done for today. I'll see you all next time. Make sure to stay inside and all. Now go on and get high off Oreo fudge cookies. No but I'm serious those things are the bomb
Terry: And cut the cameras. She's going to ramble on about food.