Percy's Little Black Book

Chapter 8

"So are you free yet?" I asked Annabeth.

"Sorry no. We should be done by dinner. By the way that's in like 3 hrs. Thought you might have lost time while you were "walking" through the woods." She said with a grin on her face.

"Thanks. Do you need any help?"

"Actually no. Plus I know that you're not exactly a details guy."

"Then maybe I'll redeem some coupons."

"Anyone for the harem?" She said raising an eyebrow.

"No it may lead to someone returning tho. Don't ask Wise Girl. Go back to work"

"Whatever you say Master," she said while walking away and swinging her ass.

After I was done watching her walk away I went to my cabin. I sat down on the couch and turned on the TV and put on a "Parks and Rec" marathon I found. I then reached over and grabbed my coupon book. Trying to think who I should visit. I thought of someone. Lord of the dead and riches, Uncle Hades. I pulled his coupon and closed my eyes.

When I opened I was in the throne room of the land of the undead. On the throne was the Mr. Death himself. "Hey Uncle Hades"

He looked at me with an emotionless face saying, "Why am I the only one that you call Uncle? Why don't you call me Lord?"

"Well let's see. Zeus would probably kill me. Apollo wants to be called Mr. Music. Ares I just don't like and I think the feeling is mutual. Oh what else oh ya YOU'VE TRIED TO KILL ME ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS!"

"Point taken. So what do you want? I don't care enough to think of a gift for you."

"How about since you've almost killed me and you didn't try to help me while I was in Tartarus, instead of 1 wish how about 3 wishes?"

"No"

"Then I wish I had 3 more wishes."

"Gods damn you. What do you want?"

"First I want a bank account with unlimited money."

He snapped and said, "Your new debit card will be in your hand when you return to your body. It is made so only you can use it. Next?"

"I wish I could revive anyone that's still in the afterlife and haven't gone to be reborn yet."

"You're joking right?"

"Ok how about I had to know them?"

"You're not going to give up on this one are you?"

"Nope."

"Ok you may summon and revive the dead only if you were friends with them and only if they fell in battle." (Will be important in the future)

"They'll be like whole and alive right?"

"I guess they can be. They will look like they did before they went into the battle that killed them," he snapped, "ok you got one more what is it?"

"Can I save that for later?"

He looked at me and then said, "Sure if it'll get you out of my hair. In your hand with the debit card there will be a coin use it like Hecate's."

"How did you know I had a coin from her? "

"I took a guess she was the reason I couldn't see your cabin." With that I was back in my room. In my hand I had my black debit card with unlimited money and a black coin that said "One wish" on one side and "from Hades" on the other. Gods are very creative. I put the debit card down on the table and summoned my book and put my Hades coin right behind my Hecate's.

I then heard the dinner horn. How was I talking to Hades for 3 hours?! Um...I don't care. And I ran to dinner.

I know I know. Really short chapter but the next one is the biggest one yet so I think it evens out. Please don't ask who I'll bring back. It will be after the summer ends and the harem continues. Also let me know if you'd want me to make an OC character. I may also ask for submissions for it if I do go that way. Please don't post your ideas for a OC in the reviews yet. If I do go that way I'll ask you to PM me. New chapter will be coming later tonight just need to check it once more. Thanks again for all the support so far!