Days of mistreatment, weeks of neglect
Had to be avenged in some way.
And that is exactly what happened
On this fateful day.
As your servant, I do my duties.
I'm given my spot and there I lay.
I assist you in your important tasks
Day after day after day.
And in return, what do I ask?
Just a little sympathy and care from your side.
But no, all you subject me to is cruel apathy
And I die a little inside.
So now the time has finally come
For me to take my sweet revenge.
When you come to see me today
You'll find the full force of my vengeance.
Since I can't take your crap anymore,
I'm giving it all back to you.
I have regurgitated my bowels today,
You'll find your toilet covered in icky brown poo.
