zodiac scenarios

Signs and how they kill

Aries: *violently stabs you*
Taurus: *hits you with a bat*
Gemini: *shoots you with a gun*
Cancer: *tortures and slaps you*
Leo: *poisons you*
Virgo: *chokes you*
Libra: *throws you off of a building*
Scorpio: *punches and kicks you*
Sagittarius: *cuts you with glass*
Capricorn: *simply shoots you with an arrow*
Aquarius: *drowns you in their bathtub*
Pisces: *lights you on fire while you're unconscious*