Aries: "Hi excuse me... yes could you maybe shUT THE FUCK UP?!?" *cuts a bitch*
Taurus: *mutters under their breath* "These sons of bitches" *angrily bites into a snickers*
Gemini: *gives the world a silent treatment*
Cancer: *doesnt talk* *frowns* *looks around* "I hate people" *apologizes in their head*
Leo: *looks into mirror* "WTF are you doing hair?" *starts crying*
Virgo: "Haha ahahahahHAHAHAHHAGAHAHA-" *hits you with a brick*
Libra: "Do you want to hear a joke? YOU!! you are the joke!!!" *slams door*
Scorpio: "Fucking move" *pushes everyone that's in the way*
Sagittarius: "Yes hello 911, I'm about to commit a murder"
Capricorn: "I said no onion!!" *starts throwing plates*
Aquarius: *gets drunk*
Pisces: *closes the curtains* *locks doors* *sobs quietly to The Notebook*
