Aries: the slide hurts my ass omg I'm suing!!
Taurus: THIS SAND IS NOT EDIBLE FFS
Gemini: is it illegal to take pictures of these kids?
Cancer: *falls off the swings* that's okay because I'm no wimp (':
Leo: beat it kids my turn next on the seesaw *fights kids*
Virgo: omg Leo wtf they're like 10
Libra: *throws kids in the air* f*ck kids get money
Scorpio: no dogs allowed in the park HMMM Sagittarius get out of the park then
Sagittarius: *stabs Scorpio with ice cream cone* oops I tripped (:
Capricorn: there is no chill in this park
Aquarius: I'm so proud of you Sagittarius!!
Pisces: *swims in puddle because f*ck you*
