Aries: breaking someone's nose
Taurus: ordered dozens of pizza on the principals credit card
Gemini: changed their grades on the teachers computer
Cancer: called the teacher stupid
Leo: got caught watching stuff during class
Virgo: hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls
Libra: snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class
Scorpio: stalking a cute teacher outside of school
Sagittarius: brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors
Pisces: pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for
