Strictly 2018 finals group chat

Postman pat

*everyone comes online *
Pasha : I'm currently on the train and bored . Someone entertain me
Kev : ummm if Neil Jones had a kid it would look like a cross between the annoying orange and garfield
Ashley : if you had a kid it would be hella irritating like you 😊
Kev: I'm not irritating.....
Ashley : well you are now
Faye : I'm in an Uber again
Dianne : please stay safe faye
Faye : what ? Why ?
Dianne : because your in an Uber
Faye : Whats wrong with that ?
Dianne : Ubers are scary , they play music
Faye : ummm don't normal cars play music ?
Dianne : yeah but the music they play is weird like it's fate .
Faye : I don't understand what your saying but okay . Dw I'm safe
Dianne : good
Ashley : *sends a photo of pasha on the train as she is some how on the same train as him behind him but he doesn't know *
Pasha : where did you get that photo from !
Ashley : *sends another photo *
Pasha : ASHLEY ! TELL ME
Ashley : my phone you dimwit
Pasha : what ?
Ashley : look behind you
Pasha : omg
*ashley and pasha go offline *
Kev : I don't understand what's going on but I take it they are on the same train 😂
Suggmas : where is everyone going ? Like they are on the train and Faye is in her Uber
Faye : Blackpool
Suggmas : why ?
Faye : errr because we all planed to meet up there
Suggmas : WHAT ! YOU PLANNED THIS WITHOUT ME ?
Faye : no , we said about it on this gc . You just weren't active
Suggmas : stupid rehearsals
Faye : 🙄 well we are meeting there tomorrow so if you wanna come you can still come . Did Di tell you about this ?
Suggmas : yeah I will come and no .....
Dianne : oops I forgot
Kev : gio are you with Ashley ?
Gio: yeah , when are u leaving ?
Kev : In about an hour
Stacey : I'm not coming anymore
Kev : wait what ? Why not ?
Stacey: because you were being gingerist
Kev : ....... I- I'm sorry
Stacey : I'm joking 🤪
Kev : few , I was gonna say I didn't mean too 🥺
Stacey : I will come with you when  you leave ✨
Kev : okay
Suggmas : postman pat just arrived at my door
Faye : postman pat just arrived at your door ......
Stacey : postman pat ...
Gio : postman pat who ?
Suggmas : pat is the same of my new postman . Who's drives a Royal Mail van and has a black and white cat
Faye: right ......
Stacey: joe we love you but your a bit random some times
Suggmas : but it's a true story !
Faye : ok. What ever floats your boat
Suggmas : I'm not in a boat
Faye : it's a metaphorical boat !
Suggmas : your a metaphor
Faye : that didn't make sense
Suggmas : you don't make sense
Kev : shut up you two 
Stacey : Lewis Capaldi looks like a potato smiley
Dianne : he does as well ......