Strictly 2018 finals group chat

Jokes

*everyone comes online *
Kev: so when are we meeting up ?
Faye: 2 weeks time
Kev: okay cool
Kev:  Oi Gio !
Gio: cosa vuoi Kev?
Kev: Gio speak English please , I don't understand a word you just said
Gio: what do you want kev ?
Kev: I want you to translate what you said into English
Gio : YES, what do you want kev ?
Kev: FOR . YOU. TO.TRANSLATE . IT . INTO .ENGLISH
Gio: OML . I have translated it . I asked in Italian what do you want kev ....
Kev: oh ....... well are u coming to this meet up ?
Gio: yeah , me and ash are
Kev: cool, so are me and Stace
Suggmas: ay me and Di are coming . Well that's if she's not annoyed with me still
Kev: why what happened?
Suggmas: I told her that she was drawing her eye brows too high. She looked surprised . But instead just shouted at me
Dianne : omg . That is the worst joke ever
Kev: ha that's quite funny tbh
Gio: I don't get it ....
Dianne: imagine if you drew on eyebrows that were really high .you look surprised all the time because that's what you do when you look surprised , your eye brows go up
Gio: a what what what now ?
Suggmas: Dont worry Gio
Dianne : joe I'm not annoyed with you and yes I'm coming
Stacey: whoop
Suggmas: I am useless at everything . I can't even make a good joke
Pasha : your not completely useless joe .
You can always serve as a bad example
Ashley : PASHA !
Stacey : I am dead 🤣🤣
Suggmas : y'all are so mean 😭
Dianne: random question , what's everyone's fears ? Mines hights
Kev: ummm Idk , well I can't ride a bike
Pasha: cows
Faye: what  ?!
Pasha : yes now get off this chat before you scare me 
Faye : oh bore off
Pasha : 🤣🤣 I was joking 
Dianne: why do cows wear bells ?
Pasha : because their horns don't work
Dianne : fgs , I was asking a genuine question!
Pasha : Oh Sorry
Stacey: it's too scare off predators
Dianne: ah okay thanks Stace
Kev: how on Earth do you just know that
Stacey: because I do ☺️🤣
Ashley : right everyone meet at 5pm at that place round the corner from kevs on Wednesday. You all know we're that is because we went there a few weeks ago
Pasha : okay cool
Gio: 👍🏻👍🏻
Dianne: okie
Suggmas : alright
Kev : 👍🏻
Faye: ok
Stacey: which place ?
Ashley : oh come on Stace , you know
Stacey : Ohhhh yeah