Green eggs and ham

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Ashley : so ....

Gio: Yes, so.....

Stacey : Hiya

Ashley: all of you are responsible for breaking the etiquettes of this gc

Gio: yeah all of you

Kev: why what have we done ?

Ashley : in the name of the leader *cough* mr Pasha Kovalev, WE (me and gio) have been left out of ANOTHER gc . One of which you've made without us ? Is this correct?!

Pasha : I- .....

Faye: ummm

Stacey : HOW DID YOU KNOW ?! NOW ITS RUINED . ALL RUINED. URGH ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING . OMG

Kev : STACEY !

Ashley : what are you on about ?

Stacey : THE SURPRISE PARTY IS RUINED . ITS ALL OVER . FGS

Ashley : wait what ?!

Gio: Huh ?!

Stacey : y- you didn't know about that ......

Joe : STACEY OMG !

Ashley : YOUR THROWING US A SURPRISE PARTY !!!!!

Stacey : errrr yeah .....

Ashley : OMG IM DEAD

Stacey : god save our queen

Dianne : whos queen

Joe: our queen

Dianne : my queen ?

Stacey : this queen

Pasha : that idiot ?

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Pasha : that idiot ?

Stacey : what idiot ?

Gio: my idiot

Ashley: I'm not an idiot

Gio : what's an idiot ?

Kev: your an idiot

Joe: he's not an idiot

Dianne : I'm an idiot

Joe: no staceys the idiot

Kev : she's not an idiot !

Faye : NO ONE IS AN IDIOT  CALM YOUR BLOOMIN HORSES

Gio: what horse ?

Faye : urghhhhhhhh

Ashley : Is there two gcs I'm not in them because I'm logged into someone else's account rn and none of you have been discussing about a party on that gc

Dianne : oh fuck yeah

Dianne : oh shit yeah

Dianne : I mean oh gosh yeah

Stacey : oh ..... that gc ......

Pasha : the one that Stacey is basically ruling atm ?

Stacey: yeah that one

Ashley :hmmm . Why are me and Gio not in it ?

Pasha : I will add you

Ashley : good

Kev : but now they know about the party !

Pasha : Kevin yeet to my room right this second

Kev: yeet ?

Pasha : DUCKING YEET INTO MY ROOM BEFORE LEE RYAN BREAKS YOUR HOUSE

Kev: oh scrambled eggs and ham Hes here

Pasha : is he ?!

Kev: no you twat

Pasha : THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHAT

pasha : just like green eggs and ham

Kev : I do not like them , Sam-I-am , I do not like green eggs and ham

Stacey : Kevin DONT mention his name

Kev: fudge *yeets to pashas *

Ashley: what a wet wipe

Joe : who ? Kev or Sam

Ashley : ummm both

Stacey : ..........

Gio: Pen pineapple apple pen

Ashley : shut up or we ain't going to this party

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