lo and behold, that fricking tribal music is here one again.
and so is the bunny princess girl.
damn it
"WELCOME TO THE PATH OF CERTAIN DEATHHHH DOOO DOOO FUCKING DOOOO ITS TIME FOR DEATH BY S L A U G H T E R!!!!!"
"im having some serious vietnam flashbacks" says kokichi
"degenerate"
"s i g h"
everyone waits for the weird cobblestone boats to come back
this time they've updated their dancing with some oricorios
"sisters this isnt pokémon, why are there oricorios here" says jammy charls
"well to answer that one, swisster, you're gonna have a pokémon battle with her" says swiss, disappearing again
"who the fuck is swiss" says everyone
anyway the princess bunny girl sees you and screeches
"NOT YOUUUUU AAAGAAAAIIIINNNNNNN!!1!1!1!!!1!1" she cries but then changes moods to being happy "anyway its pokémon battle time"
"but we dont have any pokémon" says chihiro
"guys look i found four pokéballs here." says kanade
"convenient" says everyone
"anyway guys who will battle and who wont? and can we dynamax?" asks mikado
"well i dibs this one" says kokichi, taking a pokéball with a Marshtomp in it before someone can snatch it
"i want this one sisters" says james charles, taking a gothita
"well this is mine" says moto moto sexily, taking the fennekin
"wait were you here?" says kanade
"yes i was my smexy lady ;))))))" says moto moto smexily "just that swiss forgot to write me, how unsmexy lady of her."
"ikr" says everyone
"anyway i'll take this uh, charpin." says kanade
"you got pokémon now? y'all gon' fight against my four oricorios, all at the same time! quadruple battle!" says bunny princess girl
since im very lazy and dont rlly want to write this out
You defeated Pokémon Trainer Tosatsu! You gained 1,000 P¥!
"Wait, your name's Tosatsu?" asks kandae returning the charpin to the pokéball.
Tosatsu is too busy crying to answer
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"WeLl yes! Tosatsu is her name" says the map over the racket
"OK!"
the cobblestone boat disappears and everyone is left confused and with ringing ears.
YOU ARE READING
Danganronpa + Fanganronpa AU: Defeating Duo
FanfictionTHE FIRST OF THE TWO BOOKS Duo has taken over the world, creating an evil dictatorship. It's up to the SDRA2 cast, and the DRV3 cast to stop Duo! (Gets crazier and crazier as it goes on)
