Scenario

sounds about right

[at 3 am]

Taichi: [half asleep, answer his phone] what?

Yamato: Hhhhiiii Chi [hiccups]

Taichi: What?...Are you drunk?

Yamato: Nuuuu~ [hiccups]

Taichi: Yama, [checks the clock] it's three am on a school night

Yamato: Shut up you annoying sexy, hot

Taichi:

Yamato: You know [hiccups] You're kind of cute like a kitten and puppy mixed into one. [hiccups] I'll definitely kiss you [hiccups] Anyways, will you go out with me?

Taichi: .... we're dating [this is why we don't let you drink with the shit you pull] where are you?

Yamato: [hiccups] home. come over

Taichi: no

Yamato: But [hiccups] Chi~!!!!!

Taichi: no

Yamato: Please~!!!!

Taichi: will you shut up if I do

Yamato: Yessss~

Taichi: ...stay put, I'll head over.