Haruki Ishiya: The glass is half empty
Ryuichi Kijima: I think the glass is half full
Haru.Ishi: I think your full of shit
Behind the scene~~
Ishiya: gak atuh aku cuma canda ya kan?
Kijima: *pundung*
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Saburo: did you just eat my powdered donuts??
Sasara: *mouth full of donuts* no....
Saburo: then whats that white powder on your jeans? care to explain?
Sasara: that's cocaine....
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Yusuke Shirai: does it hurt?
Jiro: when i'm fall from heaven? Aww---
Yusuke: no, does it hurt, when you fail your math test? 'Cause i'm sure it was hurtfull when you got 0 on your test.
Jiro: [intensife crying]
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Kuuko: what are you bringing with you to dinner?
Doppo: my negative attitude and my sparkling personality boyfriend.
Kengo Kawanishi: you mean Hifumi-san?
Doppo: who? i only know Gigolo :D
Kuuko & Kengo: *looking at eachother* wha---
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Yukihiro Nozuyama: tale as old as time---
Kimura Subaru: meme as old as vine
Yuki.Nozu: beauty and the--
Kim.Suba: YEET
Other: *facepalm*
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Rei: if i died, how much would you miss me?
Samatoki: it's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
Jyuto: Hey, dia itu bapak mertua lu mat!
Samatoki: eh, iya maaf bapak mertua *auto cium tangan om Rei*
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Jakurai: how tall are you?
Ramuda: Height is a social construct
Jakurai: so you are short *kabur*
Ramuda: *auto ngejar Jakurai*
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Eiji Takeuchi: ugh, last night i couldn't sleep
Kento Ito: you know what they say, if you can't sleep it's because someone thinking about you
Eiji: yeah? who the fuck is thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Yuki Sakakibara: *silenced gay panic*
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Wataru Komada: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallow in my mouth?
Souma Saito: you're a hazard to society.
Shinichiro Kamio: and a coward. Do twenty!
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Jyushi: i'm so useless
Rio: nah, you are not
Rio: you can be used as a bad example :)
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Ryota Iwasaki: do i look straight?
Takaya Kuroda: not in the slightest
Ryo. Iwa: no, i mean my parking job...
Taka. Kuro: oh, in that case it's a yes.
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Hifumi: are you a cuddler?
Ichiro: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC--- yeah i'm a cuddler :D
That's all folks uwu
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Tales of the unusual ft. Hypmic
Fanfictionbercerita seperti sefruit fairytale ataupun cerita yg belum diketahui yang diperankan oleh karakter hypmic/ atau lebih tepatnya sefruit kegajean para hypmic ini. Cover by me, jangan tanyakan kenapa aku gambarnya begitu. Cover disponsori oleh Gentaro...
