Funny Skitz

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-Sausage-
Jiro: everybody say sausage keep it going! Eggs bacon gritz--

All: Sausage!

Jakurai: i'm a skinny bitch but i still got--

All: Sausage!

Rio: i've got a fat ass but i still get a--

All: Sausage!

Ramuda: i've got a flat ass but i still take a--

All: Sausage!

Rosho: wake up in the morning gotta eat that--

All: Sausage!

Kuuko: i'm a redhead but i still get a--

All: Sausage!

Hifumi: i'm a gay womanizer but i still take a--

All: Sausage!

Samatoki: white dude swag gonna take your mans--

All: Sausage!

Rei: AWLAPQPSNNQLZPMALIEYVER

All: Sausage!

Saburo: i'm tall and thicc but you know i still get the--

All: Sausage!

Gentaro: yeah i read book, but they still about--

All: Sausage!

All: SAUS SAUS SAUS SAUS SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE!

Hitoya: i like girls, but can i still got sausage?

All: WKWKWKWKWKWKW

Me: kenapa kalian tiba-tiba ngomongin tentang sosis? ˚▱˚

kukolilmonk: 'cause they're gays----

- Who broke it?-
Semua berkumpul di ruang famu lalu melihat mesin kopi yg rusak

Rei: *liat mesin kopi yg rusak* so.... who broke it? *meletakkan tangan ke dada*

Semua: *comfused*

Rei: i'm not mad, i just wanna know

Jyushi: *sigh* it was me. I broke the---

Rei: *memotong pembicaraan Jyushi* no, no you didn't. Dice?

Dice: don't look at me. Look at Doppo

Doppo: *shock* what? I didn't break it!

Dice: huh? That's weird, how'd you even know its broken?

Doppo: because its sitting right infront of us and its broken.

Dice: suspicious....

Doppo: no its not--

Sasara: it isn't matter probably not but..... Ichiro was the last one using it

Ichiro: Sasara i didn't even drink that crap

Sasara: oh really? Then what were you doing with the coffee cart earlier?

Ichiro: i used the wooden stirs to push my back cuticles, everyone knows it Nurude!

Jyushi: okay, lets not fight i broke it. Let me pay for it Rei.

Rei: NO! Who broke it?!

Rio: *cough* Rei, Samatoki has been quiet all day

Samatoki: OH REALLY?! SO YOU THINK---

Semua: *fighting start then there were a punch, shove, kick*

Sagitapradnya: harus kah kita beritahu mereka kalau kita yg rusakin mesin kopi itu?

Me: nah, gak usah lah ini rame kok untuk di tonton

YoruKozume: yap, lagian kita dapat tontonan gratis---

Semua: *ngeluarin hypmic masing2*

mizuhakanatashi77: sepertinya kita harus kabur---

End

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