"No, I have never tried a digital trip, what is it?" Wrench says. Aiden replies, "It's like a drug but for hackers." Wrench quickly replies, "I'm in!" He then takes a digital trip where it starts off fine then it starts to get weird. Wrench starts to think he is talking to the alphabet, he gets into a heated argument with an S that appears to be really mad for seemingly no reason. (Š) Then starts having a talk with a surprised O, (Ö) he asks the O why he is always so surprised. The O does not reply because his mouth being open for so long has given him the inability to talk. Wrench's high wears off, "Wow that was amazing, Ray, but I'm going to hit the streets and buy a new truck!" Wrench heads to the closest dealership, and then he sees it, the truck he wants for only $9,000, he runs into the shop and buy the truck. He then speeds to his garage to modify the truck. On the way into the garage, he hugs Wrench Jr. and pats him on the head and says, "What a good robot." He grabs some spray paint and sprays the doors, the hood, and the tailgate "Dedsec" in black and white colors. He steps back from the truck displaying hearts for eyes, (<3 <3) he then says, "I love it!" He drives back to the hackerspace to show everyone his new truck, even the pizza guy that smashed his old one. After showing everyone the new truck, he asks Aidan if he knows bad boy 17. He says, "Yes, but how do you know her?" everyone says, "Her? I thought bad boy would be a he, not a her." Aiden says, "Anyway, yeah! I know her, but she died back in chicago." Wrench snaps his fingers and points at Aiden, "Thats why Dedsec cleared the file. Aiden, with a tear rolling down his cheek, tells the story of how she dies, "We got into a fight and she left the bunker." Wrench interrupting, "Wait, did you say the bunker, as in the CTOS bunker? awesome! I don't even want to know how you got in there but there is so much power and data at your fingertips you can destroy someone's life just by pressing the wrong button, it's almost like launching a social media nuke." Wrench says, "Hold on, I need a minute." Wrench reaches for a bottle of lotion as wrench is doing that, Aiden continues his story. A few minutes go by, and Aiden finished his story, and Wrench yells, "Done!" Marcus goes, "Aww man, you missed the story of the hot emo chick." Wrench gasps and yells, "Not the emo chick! what happened to her?' Marcus replies, "Yeah, she died." Wrench gasps again and yells, "Who would do such a thing? Who would kill such a prized specimen?" Wrench zones out for a minute and in his head is a nature documentary, we can hear the narrator, "And here we have the emo in its natural habitat. Oh what's this? She has spotted a gazelle, she gets on all fours and runs after the gazelle, she is running at full speed and you can see her black hair flowing in the wind as she is running back to the hackerspace." They are all saying, "Wrench! WRENCH! Snap out of it!" Wrench comes back to the real world with hearts displayed on his eyes, (<3 <3) Marcus slaps him and yells, "Stop thinking about the emo girl." Wrench says, "You know how we are having problems with our printer? Well, I have a plan on fixing it. I need a rag and that bottle next to my work space." He yells, "Don't read the label and also don't sniff the bottle." Wrench heads to the park with the items, and sees the kid Xavier. He runs up and says, "Hey, man! Does this rag smell like cyanide to you?" He sniffs the rag and says sure in a droopy voice, then he passes out but before he can hit the ground, Wrench catches him and carries him back to the hackerspace. 40 minutes later, he wakes up, Wrench talks like a caveman, points to the printer, and says, "Help. Fix. Now!" Xavier looks confused and goes to help him fix it, after they get it fixed he looks at the bookshelf and see the book called "The One Lost." He goes, "Oh hey, I see you bought my book." Wrench hears him and snaps his head back almost making himself look like an owl and says, "You made that book? I love that book!" While hugging Xavier. Wrench asks, "Can you sign my book?" Xavier says yes and leaves after signing the book. Wrench goes, "I have a bad feeling about that guy, I almost get main bad guy vibes coming off of him, am I the only one?"
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The rise of wrench
HumorThis is a story about wrench from watch dogs 2 where there is a lot of drama happing around him and dedsec the city has gone to shit again a New hacker seems to appear every day I hope you enjoy my take of wrench and his humor