"Yes baby" Kermit said with a annoyed / sad face. As Kermit was leaving he turned his head back around and looked at cookie and dropped a piece of paper. He the left with * Miss piggy and Cookie went to go look at the dropped note. "Meet me behind the old movie theater @ 4:42". Cookie Monster started to blush but he started to think "oh maybe he just wants to be friends" or " Maybe he wants me to do a favor" OR MAYBE " HE WANTS TO SUCC ME O-". "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO".
LATER AT 4:42 (because I'm to lazy to write what happened between lunch and now)
Cookie sat on the ground playing his gayboi and waiting for Kermit. " Hey". Cookie jumped with fear and yelled " OH MY MEXICAN JESUS CRIST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUUU" .
"Sorry I didn't mean to scare u" Kermit said reaching out his luxurious soft felt strong hand thing. Cookie blushed with shyness. " UWU KERMIT-KUN Y U HAVE TWO SCAWRE ME WIKE THAWT TWO MEW OWOWOWO XD" NOOOOOOO NOOOO NOOO THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
Back to the story, Kermit giggle a little and said " ur cute when u are scared"
YOU ARE READING
Kermit x Cookie Monster
Roman d'amourKermit is the most popular frog in school and Cookie Monster is the fatest and loneliest kid in school.And in one day he, Cookie Monster , was going to have the gayest and bestessss day of his life with the one, the only, KERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nnnn
