Phe: "i am so so so so so soooooooo sorry i was gone"
Bill:"you're a failure."
Phe;"well thanks for the positivity ya flying corn chip!"
Dipdop:"where where you exactly?"
Phe:"choir marchingband theater honors classes family emergencies and three preformances next week."
Dipper:"OoF.."
Phe:"yep"
Will:"a-a-are y-you okay?"
Phe:"yeah im fine..anyway we have a readers Oc to introduce and some dares and stuffs to do. Olay so welcome everyone Matthew! This is SouthParkLover023s oc! I meant to do a drawing but i lost it so ill do anotjer one later bit heres a screenshot of the disciption!"
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Matt:"h-hi"
Phe;"hes a bean so everyone be nice. Now for dares...i forgot to screenshot and dont wanna leave the writy thingy so ill type em out"
* after shooing everyone out*
-_Wounded_-:i dare dipper to pour wax on his arm and cut it
Phe:"thats the gist so dipper come here and we'll set this up"
Phoenix helps him use the cosplay sruffs to make it look like hes got a bad injury on his arm then she hides. Dipper fakes a scream of pain and bill comes running "Pinetree! What happens!" Dipper pops a pockest of fake blood witch gushes and falls acting like hes bleeding out..bill tried to heal him but since theirs nonreal injury it did nothing..bills eyes turn red..dipper seeing things where going south quickly revailes its a joke and began to comfort the demon
Phe:"okay..that was a mess. Uhm..someone dared dipdop to burn his hat..i cant rember who...uh..ill tag you in the next chapter, erm...over to you Pinetree"
Bill:"Thats MY name for him"
Phe:"alright sure what ever"
Dipper:"what do the readers have against me!?"
After a lot of pursading and a promise for bill to fix it with magic (his suliton to everything) he reluctantly lit it on fier and watched it burn...with tearsbin his eyes...bill made it re appear after the fact and went to cuddle the pinetree
Phe:"okay that was thing send ask or dares and remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!"
