Phe:*appears outta thin air*
Bill:"were did you come from?!"
Phe:"I come from anywhere and everywhere!" (If you get that reference you are awesome)
Rev:"what's all this fuss about!"
Will:"p-please d-dont y-y-yell, m-m-master"
Rev:*pulls will close to him*"I'm sorry, blueberry"
Will:"i-its al-r-right, m-m-master"
Dipper:"what's going on guys?"
Phe:"we gots two dares!"
Rev:"and you have no knowledge of proper grammar..."
Phe:"HEY! I take honers English,thank you very much!"
Rev:"well it was obviously out of pity"
Phe:"well, obviously you failed school or dropped out because why else would you have to resort to a failed tent of telepathy that you had to summon a demon to keep open;no offense will."
Will:"n-none t-taken"
Bill:"hey what about me!"
Phe:"you were summoned to steal a code not keep a failing business open"
Dipper:"weren't there dares to do?"
Phe:"oh yeah;so bill you have to listen to the Barbie girl song for 11 hours straight. And Dipper you have to let rev pick out your out fit"
Bill:"no! not that song!anything but that song! Why dose the.fan base hare me!"
Phe:"I don't hate you"
Bill:"then why are you doing this to me?"
Phe:"not my choice. It's the readers we all gotta do what they want,even me"
Bill:" you mean you can get asked and dared too?"
Phe:"yeah"
Bill:"toucher her not me!"
Phe:"let just do this"*puts on magical head phones that are stuck to his head playing that song on repeat for 11 hours*
Bill:*eyes start twitching*
Phe:"now rev go pick put Dipper out fit"
Rev:"glady"
Dipper:"this is gonna suck"
Rev:*looking through his clothes*"don't you have anything decent!"
Dipper:"well I don't like fancy clothes so"
Rev:"you'll just have to use some of mine then,come on"
Dipper:"I hate this!"
Rev:"at least you look decent for once"
(He looks like this it's bad because I drew it but I tried)
Dipper:"I really don't like this"
Phe:"let's go check on bill"
Bill:*is going crazier*
Phe:"how ya holding up?"
Bill:*eyes start glowing red*
Phe:"DIPPER! BILLS GOING CRAZY...ER"
Dipper:"COMING"*runs into the room and holds on to bill*"calm down it'll be over soon you only have a few hours left"
Bill:*calms down*"ya know pinetree if your hair had been like burning trees I wouldn't have known it was you"
Dipper:*sighs*"yeah I know, I hate this outfit"
*Magical time skip of death to the end of bills dare*
Bill:*takes off the head phone and burns them*" I NEVER want to hear that song again EVER"
Phe:"well um bye please send asks and dares"
YOU ARE READING
ask or dare willdip and Billdip
Fanficso I've been reading these lately and decided id be fun to start my own so yeah!