Fuckers I fucking love fucking fuck👀👀
Zach: I ate my hamster when I was younger.
He tasted like chicken.
Louis: Lmfao babyyyyy nuuuuu
Zach: They way he melted in my mouth.
Nialler: Um-
Zach: 10/10 would eat again
Louis: Ok babe, are you ok
Zach: His name was giffff dsss JR
Hazza: Lmaoooooo wtffffff
Zach: His dad was ate by my asshole
It crawled up my ass
And nested there
Batman:..... It's too early for this shit man
Zach: The dad ate my kiwi
That's why I ate him
WITH MY A S S
Louis: ZAYN NOOOO LMAOOO IM WEAK BRO
Hazza: I CANT BREATH
Nialler: IM IN PUBLIC LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Zach: I ate my hamster when I was younger
I ATE MY HAMSTERRRRRR
Batman: Baby, I thought you quit drugs
Zach: SO I ATE HIS FATHER. WITH MY ASS
IT TASTED LIKE KIWI
Batman: FUCK, LMAOO W H A T THE H E L L
Zach: SO I ATE HIS MOTHER
She tasted like a burnt chicken nugget
UwU was the sound they made
When they came out of my ass
I ATE MY HAMSTER
Hazza: I can't breatheeeee
Zach: To this day, they still make that pffto sound in my ass
Louis: Wtf 🤣🤣🤣
Zach: JR died so his boyfriend went ROMEOOOOOOO so I ate him and he tasted like cotton candy
And in the end, they came back and ate me with my ass
Batman: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zach: I ate my hamster when I was younger
Nialler: I can't breatheee
Zach: now im after yours
Loueh: nuuuuu
Zach: Oh SH-
Hazza: wha-t
Zach: They came out- pop pop pop IS THE SOUND
Nialler: BRO HELP, IM GETTING LOOKS!
Zach: Just say ok boomer
Batman: ❤️🤣❤️ you done babe?
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Fanfictionlook up you twat YALL REMEMBER THIS IS UNDER SEVERE EDITING SO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CERTAIN COMMENTS (telling me something is spelt wrong for example) I KNOW! Thanks for the help but I know bbg. The chance of this actually being finished/edited fully...
