THE FUCKY FUCKERS FUCKS FUCKING I FUCK DATE FUCK FUCKINGGG FUCK FUCKKK
Zach: in the word ocean, ce sounds like sh
And the word about, ou sounds like ow
And colonel olo, sounds like er
So technically shower, could be spelled like ceouolo
Loueh:..... when was the last time you slept?
Zach: I DON'T NEED SLEEP. I NEED ANSWERS.
Nigel: Me @ the Wellington curse
Zach: What if moaning is actually the human mating call? And screaming?
Loueh: Lmfao. Just goes up to someone and screams in their face and the other person moans back and BOOM married with seven kids
Zach: Seven?
Nigel: They were catholic
Zach: Ya tru tru
Hazza: ree
Nigel: Ree
Hazza: REe
Nigel: REE
Zach: FUCK YOU
Loueh: ya maybe later
Nigel: me_irl
Hazza: *le gasp* ZAIN JAVDD MAILK WATCH YOUR TYPING
Zach: NO. FUCK YOU!
Hazza: *screens hits you*
Zach: Ow.
Nigel: W u t t h e h e c k j u s t h a p p e n e d
Emma: We learned long ago that we never question what happens in 1D. Once— nvm
Nigel: Fair enough
Loueh: IT. WONT. LET. ME. SEND. MEME.
Nigel: NOOOOO
MEME
Loueh: I. NEED. SEND. MEME.
Hazza: Use words.
Loueh: NO. I. USE. MEME. TO. SPEAK
Zach: I'm scared
Loueh: I NEED. TO USE. MEMEEEEEEEE
MEME
MEME
MEME
MEME
MEME
Daddy: ???
Loueh: My phone won't let me send a meme😐
Daddy: Damn.
Harry: I'm so deeply saddened right now by your English
WE DONT CURSE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE
Nigel: 🤨🤨🤨
Loueh: I inhaled an entire can of Febreze and I'm trippin BALLS right now
Nigel: Why would you do that?
Loueh: Better question is why am I still ALIVE
IPutTheCookiesInTheBawl: I- are you alright?
Zach: Give him a few minutes
Hazza: Why do we call it meme?
Loueh: Don't ask questions young skywalker
Hazza: concept
Harry Styles ✔️:
Bitches be like "IPhone better" and "Android better" bitch get on my level
~~TPWK all the love H
/set from Gucci Golden Toilet In Rome/
Nigel: Concept taken
Zach: Gucci Golden Toilet In Rome—
Why are you in Rome?
Loueh: Why are you in the bathroom shitting and texting us, acting like you are on the bed
Zach:....
Touchè
Cookies: Wait. Go back
Nigel: No.
Loueh: ABORT MISSION
Zach: CODE RED
Hazza: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Loueh: NIALL JUST SAID NO TO DADDY
Zach: RUN
Hazza: EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES
*Loueh has left the chat*
*Zach has left the chat*
*Hazza has left the chat*
Cockies: Then there where two
Nigel: 😶
✌️
*Nigel has left the chat*
Cunties: ...
One is the loneliest number...
Paul: please. I'm going to deactivate this entire band
Cunties: I did that for you
YOU ARE READING
Zianourrys one shots
Fanfictionlook up you twat YALL REMEMBER THIS IS UNDER SEVERE EDITING SO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CERTAIN COMMENTS (telling me something is spelt wrong for example) I KNOW! Thanks for the help but I know bbg. The chance of this actually being finished/edited fully...
