Zianourrys one shots

Perfect

Jay and Fizzy aren't dead in this because Louis is the mama boy and needs her there ok bye.
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The boys where in different areas of a dressing house for a wedding. Who's wedding? Their own. They have waited for this day for years. And it's finally happening. They couldn't sit still. Non of them where scared or nervous. They were beyond excited in fact. "Sit down!" Their mothers would say. They talked about who would wait at the alter and who would walk down the aisle a long time ago. Like while they where still dating. They knew the color they would have because before they got together they joked about it. White and very light golden pink.

Liam, Zayn, and Harry look at each other with fond as they wait for the loud and the Irish one to walk to them. It was harder to figure out if Harry should walk or stand. After a good year of choosing between the two, Harry flipped a coin and it landed on heads. He would stand. He wasn't upset nor pleased with the outcome. But now that the day was here, he honestly didn't care.

Louis had the same problem as Harry. Louis flipped the same coin the next day, laughing because it was actually a good idea. He got tails and pouted but smiled nonetheless. He was getting married to the four best men he has ever meant so he didn't really care too much.

Niall wanted to walk sense day one claiming, "I'm a fucking Irish princess, and I will walk down like one." He was 'in tears' as he explained himself to the boys. And that was the end of discussion with that.

Liam and Zayn didn't really care what they did. The other three told them to stand because they didn't really mind what they did. Zayn, for only a day really, wanted to walk down with a flower crown because, and I quote, "BUT THE COLORS WILL LOOK GOOD IN MY HAIR!" So they said he could just wear a flower crown. Which he was. It was beautiful and homemade.

The finding boys look at the door when the Marvel theme song started. Niall and Louis linked their arms together as they walk gracefully to the others. Yes Niall and Louis where going to walk down with the Marvel theme song. Fight them. It was long argument with the mothers and sisters but they went with it in the end. (Greg might or might not have have a talking to because "It's my baby brother's special day and if Louis, my future little brother in law, and my baby brother want the Marvel theme song, they will fucking get it.")

Anygay, all of the boy's suits had something in common. Harry has a full fledged Gucci suit, but no one really minded. That was just Harry. Niall and Louis' where a bit more similar in design. Liam and Zayn's where a lot different but still had something in common. They all had a flower printed inside of the suit, wear no one but themselves can see. The flower was a gorgeous Hydrangea.

The two boys were a step away. They all had happy tears in their eyes as Louis helped Niall step up gently. They turned to the other three and smiled, getting in their places. "We are gathered here today-" The priest started and they look at each other giggling quietly.

Harry snickered. "Knock knock." It was a whisper so no one heard but them.

The boys rolled their eyes with fond. "Who's there?"

"Britney Spears."

"Britney Spears who?"

"Oops, I did it again." Harry put a little sing into it.

Zayn laughed out loud at his stupid joke and covered his mouth. The priest, hearing the joke, stopped mid paragraph and leaned over laughing. That went straight to Harry's pride of knock knock jokes. The crowd of family and few friends looked confused. The priest took a breath and chuckled as he continued where he was.

The ceremony was longer then normal because it was five men getting married instead of two. Soon enough though, "You may now kiss.... I'm not even going to try. Just kiss." The priest sighed as he slammed the Bible closed. He smiled at the couple and nods his head in satisfactory. The boys laughed and leaned over to give each one a quick peck and where saving the real kiss for the honeymoon.

The crowd cheered. Liam stumbled as the boys jump on him and told him to carry them out. It was great difficulty. Niall was on his front like a kuala, Louis was son his back, Zayn was on his right hip and Harry on his left. Liam somehow managed to walked out caring all of his now husbands. "Fuck you!" He groaned as he fell to the floor of the changing room.

"Maybe later."

Liam gave them the bird and stood up, brushing himself off. "I love you, you fuckers." He looked at them with so much love it didn't seem possible.

"Love you too Daddy." They all had a glint in their eyes Liam has seen way too many times.

Liam sighed as he shook his head with found. "You lot..." Liam squeaked, very manly might I add, when they all hugged him at once.

Niall pulled away and pouted. "I want cake."

"Course you do Ni." Was the only respond he got before they walked to the tent that was outside of the building they had rented for the day. "Ah the perks of money." Shut your Goddamn mouth up Louis. I'm broke. "I love you, you dorks."
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"I'm tired. Can we just sleep?" Zayn pouted as he flopped on to the hotel bed.

Louis snorted at he landed on top of he newly founded husband. "You're always tired babes." Louis pouted just as big and snuggles into his back. "Like, always."

"Well, ya, but this time I'm tired tired." Niall ended up siding with Zayn. "Let's get out of these suits and shower ya?" Liam was the one who got out first and went to turn the shower on and a comfortable temperature they all enjoyed.

The bed ended up being a comfortable "floor" for a little nest they made. Zayn sighed happily. They didn't need to have sex today. They can have it tomorrow. He cuddles into his husbands and smiled contently. This is all he's ever wanted sense X-Factor.

"Night potatoes, love you."

"Love you, night snowflake."

"I'm not a snowflake."

"We're not potatoes."

"Except that, you are."

"Niall go to sleep!"

"Fine, fine."

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This was short. I really didn't know how to fucking right this

Side note;

ZAYN IS GONNA BE A ZADD- DADDY**

LMFAO WATCH HER CALL HIM ZADDY (they was said the baby was a girl, unless it was fake news)

Emma is gonna use the Marvel theme song for her wedding