Zianourrys one shots

OH HELL NO

Louis was walking to the 1D house, where the band and 5 boyfriends lived. He was in Liam's baggie sweatshirt and Niall's pants? Ya, that is about right. Anyway that was his "identity". The reason he was hidden is because he wanted to go to the store without fans around.

So here he is with a man following him. He doesn't notice this. You may ask why or how, truth is, Louis is just that thick. As thick as dem thighs and dat butt. Anyway this guy is a well known rappest and kidnapper.

As Louis gets closer to a corner, he makes his move. He grabs Louis's head and puts a cloth on it. Louis knows not to breath from a class the boys where made to take. After a minute or so he needs to breath. He maybe a singer but still has small lungs.

As he blacks out, the male puts him down carefully. He puts him in an allyway and goes to get his car. When he comes back Louis is just waking up. "Oh no you don't. You need to learn a lesson." The man has a deep voice.

Louis tries to put a brave face just as the unknown man gets a little too close for comfort. Then again just being in his presence is to close. "Please, don't."

"Don't what? Use your words baby boy." Tod asks. Random ass name

"First, don't call me that. Only my boyfriends can. Second, get yo dumbass, stank ass, haben ass, ugly ass, lookin ass away from me." Louis snapped.

Tod looks at Louis and then pins him to the wall. "I will let you go, but say a word about this and next time we meet the punishment is going to be worse."

Louis trys not to show emotion. "Like you could. By the time you find me and get three feet near me, my boyfriends would have known." He thinks for a second. "The fans won't be too happy ether."

"Is that a threat? Because if it is, it's a real dumb one." Tod tightens his grip on Louis.

Louis laughs lightly. "No. It's a promise. They will notice my behavior and get it out of me somehow."

Tod growls and let's go of him. "Get out of here. You will regret this." Louis walks off. As soon as Tod is out of ear shot he rang Paul.

"Bloody hell Lou. It's 12 am. What do you want?" Paul answered on the third ring.

"I... I.... Can you pick me up?" Louis scratches his neck.

Paul sits up and says, "ya. Why? You drunk or somethin?" He got into his bodyguard mode.

"No um.... Just pick me up. I am near the corner store on Main."

"Fine. Be there in 5." Paul hangs up and gets some shoes on.

*****

When Paul pulls up he sees Louis on the curb curled up on a ball. He is shivering a bit and has a faran look on his face.

"Hey Louis, you ok? You seem a bit dased." Paul asked sitting next to him on the curb.

"F-fine. Just a bit...... Startled?" Louis answers unsertan.

Paul looked him over. He saw a bruise starting on his wrists. "What happened?" He nodded to them, really just trying to do his job, which of course Louis has to make difficult.

"Oh. Ummm..... Just ran into a.... Anyway time to go right?" Louis quickly changed the subject at hand.

"Yes I suppose." Paul sighed. "You need to get home I guess. Your boyfriends are probably wondering-"

"Oh don't worry about them. They are probably sleeping right now to be honest." Louis tried.

"Louis, we all know that is a lie, they are too overprotective to do that and, love you too much to leave you to fall asleep alone." Paul said lifting a eyebrow.