Boom! Banana Slamma Part 5
(we cut to Zac tied up in a chair in a dark room)
(a line of Kritters are in front of Zac. Each holding a rubber ball)
Zac: wonder what the balls are for? Are they going to play dodgeball?
General Klump: Alright Kritters! I order you to throw your balls as hard as you can at the enemy! After every twenty-five balls thrown, check on Diddy to see if he'll spill the beans!
Zac: heh. What these guys don't know is that I'm the defending champion of little league dodgeball for two years!
General Klump: ready... aim...
(General Klump's Kremlings are readying)
Zac: and now. Time to put my dodgeball skills to the test!
General Klump: FIRE!
(The barrage of dodgeball are coming in hot.)
(Zac got hit in the face by a high-speed ball)
Zac: ouch!
General Klump: Keep firing men!
(The balls are coming in like a dodgeball machine gun)
Zac: ah, ow, hey! Not so fast! OW!
(minutes pass)
General Klump: Cease fire! So Diddy. Where are you keeping the crystal coconut!
Zac: gargle all you want you dastardly lizards, let me go, or I'll be forced to go into... Ultra-Dodgeball-Mode!
General Klump: still mumbling eh. Kritters! Ready...
Zac: ready to fire eh? Very well. Even if my hands are all tied up. I still have an ace in my hands
(Zac starts separating his hand bones.)
General Klump: aim...
Zac: grrrk. Mmpggh... ouch.
(Zac freed one of his hands and quickly unties the other one.)
Zac: haha!
General Klump: FIRE!
(The barrage of balls are back.)
Zac: Now I'm ready!
(Zac jumped out of his chair and caught one of the balls)
General Klump: What the!?
Zac: catch!
(Zac chucked a ball at one of the Kritters)
Kritter A: Hey, the little runt escaped and attacked! We can shoot him now!
(The Kritters dropped their balls and busted out their Klap-Trap guns)
(inside a Klap-Trap gun)
Klap-Trap: ohh boy! I'm so hungry!
(outside a Klap-Trap gun)
General Klump: Gaaahhh! Kritter pack, Attack!
(The Kritters blast away, Klap-Traps fly everywhere)
Zac: GAAHHH!
(Zac hides behind a steel box)
Zac: Darn! This doesn't happen a lot! What to do...
(Zac noticed a Klap-Trap try to eat a ball)
Klap-Trap: Rubber! BLAAACCCHH! DISGUSTING!
Zac: hey... if I can convince these blue crocodiles to not eat me with these dodgeballs, they could be on my side!
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Boom! Banana Slamma!
AvventuraDonkey Kong and Diddy Kong are sole protectors of the Crystal Coconut. When a class of children came by the island of Kongo Bongo, Leah got some time to herself, so she invites her two genies Shimmer and Shine to have some fun under the sun. When Cr...
