𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ||𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐱𝐛𝐨𝐲||

tinder date ||iwaoi||

Pairing: Iwaizumi x Oikawa

Setting: Modern AU.

Disclaimers: strong language.

Lenght: Short (1k+ words)

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"gonna be completely honest, my cat swiped right on you"

"awh bummer. wanna fuck?"

a short modern love story.

"Tinder Date"

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"Dude, all you do is swipe left!" Mattsun exclaimed. He had been looking at Oikawa for around ten minutes now, and all the other did was swipe left on that God forbidden app.

"Do you really expect me to swipe right on someone who's bio says that they do anal? Why am I even on this app?" In frustration Oikawa locked him phone and threw it on the bed.

"It's not my problem, you're so picky. Here, look, this guys' bio says that he'll do anything for memes. Sounds like something I like, therefore, I swipe right! That's not hard to do. If you keep this up, you'll never get laid" Mattsun sighed loudly. Listening to Oikawa's rants about how sexually frustrated he is had already worn him down.

"I just wanna get my ass raved, you feel me?" Oikawa smirked before picking up his phone again.

"No I don't. Unlike you, I have lowered my standarts. I'm down for cuddles and toe-sucking" Matsukawa chuckled at his own words, but they were true.

"Sorry, I can't stoop that low. So...left, left, left, cat addict so left, left.... this guys' bio says that he spends 7 hours a day watching wildlife documentaries" Oikawa raised an eyebrow as he swiped through the pictures, but in the end he had no interest.

"Wow, you're a really crappy guy, Oikawa" Mattsun sighed loudly before scratching his neck. "I should probably get going home or my Jeremy is gonna die. I thought I'd see you actually choosing someone, but I was wrong"

"Jeremy is a petrock, he won't die." Oikawa complained a little bit, but suddenly...

He stopped swiping.

Matsukawa looked at him in confusion, but the other just seemed to be staring at his screen.

"What is it? Did you find someone you know?" Mattsun peeked at his phone a little bit.

"Yeah, I've seen him a few times at University. His bio says that he's not here for serious relationships. Mattsun, he's hot, he's willing to smash and dash, and he's smart. Look at me, I'm swiping right!" Oikawa yelled before swiping right completely intentionally. "Wait, his name was Iwaizumi Hajime, right?"

"Oikawa, you're not gonna chicken out like that last time and make up a completely dumb lie, right?" Mattsun whispered as he nudged Oikawa's arm.

"I don't think so. I hope I don't do that, because Iwaizumi is hot and I don't wanna miss a chance" Oikawa panicked, but soon regained his posture and swiped through Iwaizumi's pictures.

God damn.

Oikawa gulped down his horny thoughts and stared at his phone in anticipation. "When do you think he'll get on Tinder? Will he even swipe right on me?" Oikawa started wondering.