Here's a book with no thinking required at all,
A bunch of random text messages they send to each other,
Drama, stupidity, roasting, love, randomness all in text.
Watch the world burn (am I exaggerating too much xd)
Started~ 8/8/19
Ended~ ?/?/?
1k~...
Shu: oh that sounds cute. I wonder what it means, *takes out google translate cuz why not(
Valt: *in the background* PUTA~ PUTA~ PUTA~ YOU'RE A PUTA AND YOU'RE A PUTA! *just dancing while pointing at Shu and saying that*
Shu: *in mind "Oh he's calling me a Puta, it probably means something cute!" and thinks about what's he's calling him, "maybe handsome or something else?" and blushes just thinking about it so he translates Puta*
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Shu: .
Valt: *still shouting Puta at Shu*
Shu: haha... FREE, GET OVER HERE NOW!
Free: haha, yes? *peeks around the corner*
Shu: EXPLAIN THIS! *points at Valt still shouting Puta at Shu*
Free: haha.. um.. *goes back behind the corner*
Shu: FREE GET BACK HERE! *chases after Free with a chainsaw*
Free: I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT— *runs off*
Lui: *joins the party* YOU TOTALLY DID HAHA *chases after Free with an axe, he honestly doesn't care that Valt is calling Shu a puta and thinks it's funny but this is a chance to eliminate Free from the game so he does so anyways*
Valt: *is confused but keeps shouting Puta*
Naoki: *just walks over cause he's annoyed from all the yelling and doesn't understand why this is happening inside his house out of every possible place there could be and shows him the translation*
Valt: What does b*tch mean?
Naoki: b*tch is a very bad word. -_-
Valt: gASP— OH NO, AM I A BAD BOY?!
Naoki: Yes.
Valt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, *drops down to his knees and starts crying* I'M SORRYYYYYY,
Jin: here, come join my cult and I can cleanse you of your sins....
Valt: ooooh sure thing!
Daigo: no, don't do it.
Valt: whyyyy?? I don't wanna be bad!
Clio: just drink some holy water *lifts up a drink*
Valt: ok! *goes to take*
Daigo: *stops him* no that isn't even water, that's tomato juice.
Clio: no it's blood!— I mean holy water!
Valt: blood?! *backs off* no way! I don't wanna be a vampire!!
Clio: But your mom's breast milk is made from blood so you technically are—
Daigo: *smacks Clio* Shut Up. It's ok Valt, just don't say it again.
Valt: bUT I'M A BAD BOY *sobs more*
Silas: here just have a lollipop. *hands him a lollipop*
Valt: Wait— isn't that Honcho's?
Silas: no.
Honcho: IT TOTALLY IS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, OH SILAS HOW KIND OF YOU TO GO UP TO ME SO YOU CAN GET A LOLLIPOP TO GIVE OUR DEAR PAL VALT
Silas: SHUT UP!!
Valt: I don't want a lollipop, I'm a bad boy so I shouldn't get treats ;-;
Ukyo: well we can just wash your mouth with soap or cut out your tongue.
Valt: NO WAY!!!
Silas: just take the stupid lollipop
Honcho: hehe, you're so nice Silas *pokes him*
Silas: *smacks him* I SAID SHUT UP!
Daigo: Hey Valt, take the lollipop, it has magical powers that can cleanse your sins.
Valt: really..? Honcho is too pathetic to be able to have magical lollipops.
Honcho: HEY!
Daigo: yes I promise.
Valt: okie! *takes the lollipop, unwraps it, and eats it* ^^ *also has stopped crying*
Honcho: oh wow, you're good at this Daigo.
Daigo: I do have a kid brother and I have experience unlike everyone else here.
Honcho: And this is why Daigo is admin cause he's our peacekeeper/guardian/babysitter/#realmom
