Here's a book with no thinking required at all,
A bunch of random text messages they send to each other,
Drama, stupidity, roasting, love, randomness all in text.
Watch the world burn (am I exaggerating too much xd)
Started~ 8/8/19
Ended~ ?/?/?
1k~...
Congrats! You made it to the 100th chapter!! Thank you all for reading this, I really appreciate you using your time to read this dumb little book I write in my free time =3= Anyways before I start getting cheesy here is the 100th chapter!! ...........
Valt.... :Shu
Valt: hihihihihihihihi shu!
We need to talk... :Shu
Valt: What is it Shu?!
Well... it's about your diet... :Shu
Valt: what's a diet?
A diet is your food plan and stuff. :Shu
Valt: oh.
Valt: is there something wrong with it?!
Well.... I've been watching you eat and I've noticed your diet is um... :Shu
Not that healthy. :Shu
Valt: What do you mean?!
Your diet consists of most of it being beybread, applesauce, and candy.. :Shu
Valt: well what's wrong with that?
Valt: it seems pretty healthy to me!
Well, it isn't. You should be eating more veggies and fruits and other stuff. You shouldn't be eating that much of those three things. :Shu
Valt: So... you're telling me to stop?
Yes..... :Shu
Valt: well what do you know! I can do whatever I want!
But Valt, it isn't healthy. :Shu
Valt: you're just lying! You're not that smart!
Valt, I'm at the top of the class. :Shu
Valt: but that doesn't mean you're always right!
Valt: you know who Barack Obama's last name is?!
First of all, yes it's Obama. second of all we're in Japan and this has nothing to do with our curriculum, third of all you literally said the answer. :Shu
Valt: well um, when was the Anglo Japanese alliance created?!
January 30th 1902. :Shu
Valt: then um, what happened to the White House in 1812?!
Valt: or was it 1814.. um, just whichever one!
Valt, that isn't in our curriculum and we aren't supposed to learn it. That's American history, we're in JAPAN. :Shu
Valt: still! You gotta answer it!
How am I supposed to know?! :Shu
They never taught us this in school because that's AMERICAN history! :Shu
Valt: you said you were smart and you stayed in America for the team so you have to know!
Look Valt, I don't know. That's American history and I don't study it, why do you even know that anyways?! :Shu
Valt: becuz I'm smart!
Valt: if you don't know it then that makes me smarter than you!
No Valt, that isn't how it works. :Shu
Valt: Yes it is and since I'm smarter I say beybread, applesauce, and candy are healthy!
No Valt, it isn't. Listen to me, it isn't healthy for you. :Shu
Valt: no you listen to me! I say is healthy!
No Valt, It isn't healthy! :Shu
Valt: it is!
It isn't! :Shu
Valt: fine then.
Valt: I guess I have to resort to this.
Valt: if I can't have my bread, applesauce, and candy I can't be with you.
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