Mario & Luigi VS The Zombie Apocalypse [discontinued]

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I had to do a serious Google search for this which lead to a wild goose chase that led to something interesting and a dead end.

The cool fact I found is that October 4th of 2019 was declared the Month of Luigi. Looks like that every time it's October and the 4th comes around, I can celebrate the Month of Luigi WHILE celebrating my birthday the same day. Now for the fail.

I was trying to find out how high can the boys jump cause story reasons and found out that Mario can at least 90ft in our world which is about the same height as a 6 story building. If Luigi can jump a bit higher then I'm going to assume that Luigi can jump at least to the 7th floor which is about 105ft here.

I say "here" is because I googled and found out how high the boys can jump, if you weigh 150 pounds here on our planet, you would weight 1,200 pounds in Mario's world which means that Mario's world which is about eight times the gravity and such that out planet has and we'll pass out at five times...

For science reasons, let's say the magical one way portal between Mario's world and ours makes it so the boys can survive in our world.

For safety reasons (and simple logic reasons) I'm going to take their jumping height down to a more normal level but keep their properties.

I'm gonna say that Mario can jump up to the second floor. If he can do that, then Luigi can jump to the third floor. I hope that's okay with you because I have a scene planned and there's no way am I letting Nicole be 105ft in the air even if Luigi could technically jump that high!

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"Rule one: aim for the goddamn head; rule two: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING MISS, GOT IT?"

Mario and Luigi saluted Nicole as a modified bus came closer. The doors opened revealing a girl who almost looked like Princess Daisy had her hair been a darker shade of brown and not red as well as a scar across her nose. There were other people on the bus who had their share of battle scars which frightened Luigi.

"N-N-Nicole?"

"Luigi?"

"Those scars aren't from zombies, are they?"

"Zombie's teeth are dangerous. Scratches, blood splatters, and whatnot are fine. Hell. You can steal a zombie's clothes if you want. Clean them first, though. That's where I got my shirt."

"Really?"

"Yes... It means a lot to me..."

Judging by how she held on to her shirt, Luigi took a stab in the dark in assuming that the shirt must've been from someone important to Nicole. He didn't want to upset her, so he kept quiet as he sat next to her while Mario sat with Sebastian.

Speaking of which, let's see how they're doing.

Mario was looking out the window watching the world go by. Some zombies had gotten cut from the spiked tiers while others minded their own business.

"Mamma mia," said Mario as they left the city. "Where and/or when did things go wrong?"

"About three years ago, the world went sideways," said Sebastian as he played with his pocket knife. "No one knows how it started, all that we know is that it started with some kind of poisoning and now there's zombies across this side of the world. We've managed to keep it in the USA, but supplies are limited... and the other countries aren't helping..."

"Countries?"

"No offense, but where did you come from?"

"The Mushroom Kingdom. Have you heard of Princess Peach Toadstool?"