Mario & Luigi VS The Zombie Apocalypse [discontinued]

Wounds

Okay, all of these are funny.

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Luigi found Diana annoying Nicole with all sorts of questions. Diana wasn't taking a hint.

"Diana," said Nicole with a strict tone. "Stop following me. We go to the city when we need supplies. As of right now, we have everything we need and extra stuff to make sure that life isn't hell! Why the fuck do you insist that we go to the city tonight!?"

"Because I want to show you the most romantic place in New York! Can't we go there tonight?"

"Diana! I have a hotel to manage, people to watch over, fucking zombies to kill, and a thousand more problems to deal with!! I don't need to see shit like that!!!"

This somewhat hurt Luigi since he had planned to take Nicole somewhere nice. Diana grabbed Nicole's wrist and tried to take her somewhere, but Luigi intervened.

"That's enough, Diana!" said Luigi as he separated the two and pulled Nicole into his chest. It wasn't intentional, but he went with it. "Nicky doesn't want to be with you right now and you need to respect her decisions, dammit!"

I know it was already made clear that only specific people can call Nicole by that nickname, but Luigi hadn't called her Nicky in front of anyone before. This was a big deal to Diana who was only allowed to call her Nicole.

Diana wasn't having it. She took out her daggers and tried to stab Luigi, but Nicole blocked her attacks with her war fan.

"THAT'S ENOUGH, DIANA!!!" she roared as she cut Diana's cheek. "Sorry about the cut, but maybe you de-fucking-serve it! Luigi is a part of the hotel and NOBODY is bullying ANYBODY under my goddamn roof! If you don't like that then you can get the fuck out of here, clear!?"

Diana went to the stairs mumbling that she understood leaving Luigi with Nicole. Luigi looked down at her with guilt in his eyes.

"I'm sorry," he said. "I was supposed to save you from Diana, but-"

"Shush."

"Huh?"

"Things didn't go according to plan, but you helped me out there. Diana has a strong grip and caught me off guard. Don't know where she would've taken me, but I might not have been able to stop her. Not to mention you revealed her true colors. We need to find another bus driver before Diana hurts someone... Meet me in my room in a few. You're staying the night, clear?"

"Crystal, Nicky."

Luigi went to his room to tell Mario he might be spending the night when he saw him in Sebastian's arms... They were shirtless...

He said what he had to say and then closed the door.

Meanwhile, Nicole was busy shoveling her room clean. She had slipped on her pajamas and waited for Luigi to knock on her door, but he never did. Worried about the green plumber, she left her room. She looked everywhere she could think he could be, but she wasn't lucky in her hunt...

...Until she made it to the bottom of the stairs...

"LUIGI!!!" she said as she ran to him. His eyes were barely open as he tried to reach out to her. "What the fuck happened?!? Who the hell did this to you!?!"

Luigi would've said who had done it, but his visions went dark and his body went limp. He was still breathing, but he was no longer awake. Nicole was crying as she held his body. She carried him to her room even though the second floor was the medical floor.

Nicole had tears in her eyes as she undressed him down to his boxers since there were wounds everywhere. She cleaned the wounds and placed bandaids over the cuts in his skin. They were lucky Luigi didn't lose too much blood considering how many cuts there were on him and how deep they were.