The Oneshot Hotel! (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)

If You Picked Alastor...

'Shit...'

'I mean, it would be nice to be the Queen of Hell, but Alastor's right...what if he leaves me for another chick later?'

I looked at them back and forth until my eyes set on the Radio Demon. His eyes sparkled when your gaze didn't leave him.

"I-I pick Alastor..." I stammered, looking back at Satan to see him looking like he was about to explode from temper.

On the other hand, Alastor was jumping with joy, picking me up and twirling me around. "Oh Darling, I knew you'd come around! Oh, the trouble we'll stir up in this town! All the memories we can make!" He rejoiced, smiling like a baffoon. I giggled like crazy.

'I think I made the right choice...'

We both heard a small sound, and we looked over to see the King tearing up and whining.

"She was supposed to pick me! Not you!" He whined like a spoiled 9-year-old.

"Tough luck, your highness," Alastor mocked. He then picked me up bridal style and he carried me down the street, completely soaked and laughing our asses off.

'Well, I guess there is hope for me after all.'

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-*BONUS!*-

Lucifer just sat there under his umbrella. He wiped his tears and said nonchalantly, "Well, better luck next time."

None of them noticed Charlie standing there the entire time, happy that Y/N finally got with Alastor and PTSD that Y/N could have actually been her stepmother.

"What the fuck?"

Meanwhile, you and Alastor celebrated by blowing up the entire westside.

'*sigh*, good times.'