A Russian Romance

WW II

After sHitler's assassination, Stalin suspected Victor was in on it. Stalin also decided to declare war on Japan.

(In Japan)
President Uzumaki Naruto answered the phone. He wasn't really friends with Stalin but no hate tho.
"NARUTO I DECLARE WAR ON YOU AND JAPAN. HOW DARE YOU KILL MY 🅱️i🅱️🅱️🅰️ HITLER. I KNOW YOU SENT YURI AS AN ASSASIN TO KILL HITLER!"
Naruto was like mad confused. "Da fuck? 🅱️i🅱️🅱️🅰️ I did not kill Hitler. Da fuk are you on some shit? Cmon I kno you smoking crack. right now."
"Hell nah. Fuck you. Im declaring war. Bye Felicia." Stalin stated and hung up the phone dramatically.
Naruto dramactially put on his shinobi headband turned to face his cabinet and said ever so seriously like the blonde daddy he was "We are going to war."
Everybody shit themselves. 😜

(A few weeks later)

Naruto was at a meeting in the war room discussing their next attack with his allies. Drake, President of Canada and Lovely Peaches, President of America.
"How about I seduce Stalin and assassinate him. No man can resist my stankin coochie." Peaches suggested to the meeting.
"Nah bro, I think we should just deadass nuke them, deadass." Drake's calming voice penetrated the discussion. 🍆💦
"Ya ok but like we cannot afford that option my good sir, like we are broke ass 🅱️i🅱️🅱️🅰️s." Naruto sweat dropped.
"No fam we are not actually that broke. My newest album, Itchin and Burnin, on soundcloud 😂👌 was so actually fire and I made billions." Peaches shared her cash money with the group, and scratched her coochie, lifted her fingers and sniffed them.
"Yall we got clout. 😎👌🔥" Naruto dabbed up his gs.
"Yo while we order a nuke off Nukes .com, we should all vibe to my album." Drake pulled out a phonograph with a record labeled Kiki Do U Luv Me. (edit i spelled it differently because i dont wanna get like copyright striked :P)
"Guys, I scratched my coochie and then rubbed my eye and now I have pinkeye." Peaches announced tearfully.