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Note** i kno y'all are said because your otp victor x stalin broke up :( its ok im crying too

Note** i kno y'all are said because your otp victor x stalin broke up :( its ok im crying too

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Some fanart of this ship drawn by yours truly

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Anyfuckingways, Victor tried calling Stalin everyday, but Stalin blocked and reported him. Victor was crying so hard and ate so much ice cream he became one thicc bitch 👅👀

Meanwhile Stalin was busy preparing for the war. He went on guns .com and nukes .com to get supplies. Victor tried calling him off every phone possible but Stalin was so heartbroken he blocked all the phones in Russia. Uh oh stinky. Like peaches coochie 👅👅👅👅

He dropped a giant stinky bomb that everyone thought was just a fart but it was actually a shit fart which decimated many countries. Rip

Lick, lick, lick, lick
I wanna eat yo dick.
But I can't fuck up my nails
So Imma pick it up with chopsticks.

Interlude

Everybody farted and shidded and came

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 22, 2020 ⏰

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