Once upon a time there lived a goat-chan and a Mr. Chicken, and there also lived Jake Paul who loved babies!
Jake Paul hated Mr. Chicken's porn career, however though, goat-chan was friends with Mr. Chicken so even when Jake Paul married goat-chan, Mr. Chicken lived in their house.
Then after a few happy years of marriage, Goat-chan leaves Jake Paul because.. he was too embarrassing to be with..! Jake Paul was left heartbroken.. :(
Mr. Chicken fell in love with Jake Paul but Mr. Chicken kept his feelings to himself as Goat-chan and Mr. Chicken continued to be best friends.
As the days went by, Jake Paul was very very very very very very very very very very VeRy VERy vERy VeRy VERYYYYYY depressed and suicidal!! A while later, Mr. Chicken visited Jake Paul intending to talk with him.
"What the frick are you doing in my room?! This stupid Mr. Chicken can't even respect someones privacy!" Jake Paul said in THANOS STYLE.
"*bAwk BawK* ! I l-love *baWK bAwK* y-" Before Mr. Chicken could finish his sentence Jake Paul interrupted him.
"UGH ! STUPID MR. CHICKEN !! GET OUTTA MY ROOM BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A BIG MAC AND SEND YOU OFF TO MCDONALDS !!" Jake Paul yelled at Mr. Chicken pointing towards the door.
Mr. Chicken was close to tears, but he was determined to tell Jake Paul about his feelings, and therefore he continued.
"I... *bAWk BaWk* I-I just want to tell you that I.. I *BaWK bAwK* you !!" Mr. Chicken tries.
Jake Paul stares at Mr. Chicken with pure hatred and says, "YOU BAWK BAWK ME ?!!! OMG, MR. CHICKEN DO YOU THINK I'M FRICKING STUPID ?!"
"N-no !! *BaWK BaWk BawKAA* That's n-not what I mean, J-Jake !! I- *baWK BaWK* love you !!" Mr. Chicken tries to say again.
"I don't understand anything you say, dammit. WHat the frick is this 'Bawk Bawk' ?! 'Bawk Bawk' love me ?! Is this 'Bawk Bawk' a nickname for Goat-chan ?! Is that it, Mr. Chicken ?! Are you just trynna brag about how you're still in contact with Goat-chan while I'm not ?!"
"Ja-Jake no ! *bAWK BawK* I *BAwk BawK* love you !" Mr. Chicken says.
"Yowo, what's gowoin' owon" A random dude whose flying by the window says. Jake Paul and Mr. Chicken just stares at this random dude.
"Who the frick are you ?!" Jake Paul asks, extremely confused.
"Yowo browo ! I'm Twimowothy thwe Fuwwy !! Hewrew atw yowo serwiwcwe !!"
Jake Paul glances at Mr. Chicken, "Bro, do you know who this freak is..?"
Mr. Chicken shakes his head without saying anything.
Timothy sighs and says, "I'we guwuewss i'mwe nowot wantwed hwrewew" He says as he leaves #sadly.. #foreveralone... #neverliked.. T^T
"Uh r-right *BawK BaWK* Ja- Jake.. about what i told you before we were interrupted.."
"HoW COulD YoU !! I DOn't 'bAWK baWK' loVe YoU ! YoU'rE mY eneMy !! GeT OuttA My hOuSe oR I'LL TuRn YoU INto BiG mAc AnD CHeEse For rEAL !!! >:( " Jake Paul says annoyedly.
"*BaWk bAwK* Ch- Chicken Cheese ?!!" Mr. Chicken says, in a weird tone. "I- *bAWk baWK* love *BawK BAwk* !!"
"Excuse me ?! You love Bakari ?!! If you just came here to tell me that, then you've done it now get out." Jake Paul tells Mr. Chicken.
"Nuuu !!! I don't *BawK BAwK* like Goat-chan !!" Mr. Chicken protested. "I love *bAWk bawK* y- !!"
Jake Paul gasps dramatically and says, "You like my bro, Logan Paul ?! HuHHHH ?!!!"
"Nuu !! I don't *BaWK bAwk* Logan Paul !! I like *BAwk bAWk*" Mr. Chicken said.
"OMG. I can't believe you like my bro, dude ! That's sick !" Jake Paul exclaimed.
"Logan Paul is not *BaWK bawK* ! I love Jake *bAwK BaWK* Paul !" Mr. Chicken told him.
Jake Paul's eyes widen, "You love me? Y-You really love me..?" He says.
Mr. Chicken nods shyly. Jake Paul gets up from the chair he was sitting on and walked over to Mr. Chicken and kissed him passionately.
"I'm sorry for being such an asshole, babe. I didn't know you would ever have such feelings for me.." Jake Paul tells Mr. Chicken after breaking the kiss.
"O-oh *baWK bAWk* it's okay." Mr. Chicken says to Jake Paul happily.
THE END
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Okaaay so this was a story i made with a friend of mine 3 years ago and we decided to just post it on wattpad lolol
Also i made some upgrades cause two reasons
1) I couldn't read our writing so i didnt know what it said
2) It was just so bad it needed to be upgraded a teensy weensy bit :)
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