Roman: "I'll speak French between your legs."
Virgil: "that's really hot and all, but now I'm just imagining someone yelling; 'bonjour' at a penis."
Roman, joining in the joke: "Hon hon hon, Sacre blur, titty croissant."
Virgil, cracking up: "titty croissant."
Logan, walking past and hearing their weird conversation: "Neither of you should ever touch a penis."