Toad was in the dining room eating chili dogs. After he finished eating he let's out a big burp, and a big fart signaling that he's full.
Toad's (pov)
I just finished eating my chili dogs and let out a massive burp and huge fart. But Sakuya gave me a big death glare.
Sakuya: seriously Toad? That's real mature!
Toad: * in New York accent* hey I'm a guy! We got no manners!
Sakuya: why do you talk like that?
Toad: because I'm from Brooklyn New York! Born and raised!
Sakuya: uh....ok? That's great i guess.
????: hey Sakuya! Is Patchouli here?
Sakuya: oh Jesus Christ here we go again. DON'T EVEN START WITH ME MARISA!
Toad: damn. She's being nosy.
Sakuya: you have no idea honey.
Marisa: who's this cutie?
Toad: I'm Ragna the Bloodedge.
Sakuya hit your side.
Sakuya: introduce yourself properly.
Toad: fine whatever. I'm Toad Skywalker. The ultimate life form.
Alice: Marisa! Of course you would be here. Oh hello Toad!
Toad: yo. Didn't expect to see you here Alice.
Alice: I just came to get Marisa and prevent her from stealing Patchouli's books again.
Toad: does she do that often?
Sakuya: more times than you think honey.
Toad: good grief. *turns to Marisa* you blockhead.
Sakuya: is this another reference darling?
Toad: maybe bebe.
Sakuya: enough with the references Toad!
Toad: * in Scottish accent* alright you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Sakuya: *in seductive tone* ooh I can't wait.
Marisa: uh what just happened?
Sakuya: *glares at Marisa* stay away from my boyfriend! You can't have him!
Marisa: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Alice: just shut up Marisa. Sakuya is just being overprotective.
Timeskip. In town.
Toad: man. Not many shops around here. Either they're closed or they've been shut down. Either way I'm bored as hell.
????: that's putting it mildly Toad.
Toad: huh? Rias! What are you doing here?
Rias: I could ask you the same question. Where are we?
Toad: this is Gensokyo! The land of the yokais!
Rias: I thought the yokais lived in Kyoto?
Toad: they tend to migrate between worlds.
Rias: that makes sense.
Toad: what're you gonna do now? What about your brother?
Rias: I guess I'm going to have to live here with you if that's ok with you. And don't worry about my brother. He doesn't know I'm here. But at least I get to be with you again!
Toad: sweet.
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The ultimate life form of Gensokyo (touhou harem x oc) (Completed)
Fanfictionthis will be my first touhou story. The story is about our protagonist enters the land of Gensokyo through a mysterious portal created by a busty blonde yokai. And he ended up appearing in front of a shrine and meets a shrine maiden named Reimu Haku...
