The ultimate life form of Gensokyo (touhou harem x oc) (Completed)

2: Toad's first Gensokyo incident.

Toad was in his room with Sakuya making out, mainly due to the fact that Sakuya has finished her work. They both were about make love when suddenly they heard an explosion, halting their make out session.

Toad: dude what the hell was that?
Sakuya: let's go check it out darling!

When they got outside. They saw a distortion and also noticed Reimu. It looked like she was being controlled.

Sakuya: Reimu? What are you doing here?
Toad: hold on babe. Something's not right.
Sakuya: what do you mean honey?
Toad: I mean take a look at her eyes. They seemed lifeless. As if her soul has been drained out of her body.
Sakuya: if that's the case then that would mean she's being controlled by someone.
Toad: exactly. The question is who? And for what purpose?
????: isn't obvious? So I can have my own harem! Starting with little Reimu here.
Toad: who the hell are you douchbag?!
????: you will address me as master peasant!
Toad: you're so pushing your luck right now blob!
????: you dare speak to ME that way?!
Sakuya: that's enough Rinnosuke! You have no idea who you're dealing with!
Toad: looks like this fool has a death wish!
Sakuya: I'd say so honey.
Rinnosuke: whatever. This world will be mine!
Toad: nigga you stupid!
Rinnosuke: such disrespect will not be tolerated!
Toad: sure. Whatever nigga.
Sakuya: um sweetie? Does he look black to you?
Toad: not now honey. We're having a nigga moment.
Rinnosuke: I've had enough of your disrespect! I will kill you!
Toad: shut yo ass up before I pop a cap in yo ass!
Sakuya: wow. That's racist. *snickers*
Toad: you ain't seen nothing yet baby.
Sakuya: *seductively* I know where this is going. *giggles seductively*
Toad: you know it baby!
????: hey Sakuya! Thank god you're ok! I was worried something had happened to you!
Sakuya: I'm fine Alice. Don't worry about me. After all, I have my boyfriend to protect me.
Alice: oh hello! I'm Alice Margatroid. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Toad: likewise. So what's going on with that dickhead?
Alice: well. He's always been evil. Well not really. He wasn't always like this. He was really kind until he started to become greedy and sex deprived.
Toad: if that's the case then it'll be fun killing him. I'm so gonna enjoy this shit man!
Sakuya: I can see that darling. Just don't go overboard honey, we need him alive for interrogation.
Toad: fuck that! I'm gonna take my time killing him.
Sakuya: can you at least free Reimu from his mind control?
Toad: ugh! Fine! Better go ghostfreak.
Alice: huh? Ghostfreak?
Toad: he's one of my aliens I can transform into using my omnitrix.
Sakuya: omnitrix darling?
Toad: yeah! It's a piece of alien technology. I'll explain the details later. Right now we got a dick to chop off!
Rinnosuke: raaaaaaah! I'll kill you!
Sakuya: honey! I'll hold him off while you use your omnitrix!
Alice: let me have some of that action too!
Sakuya: just like we always do eh Alice?
Toad: let's just get this over with. *activates omnitrix* GHOSTFREAK!

Ghostfreak: hope this works.

He went intangible and entered Reimu's body. Hoping to exspel the evil that's inside her.

Reimu (ghostfreak) : get ahold of yourself Reimu! You're better than this!
Reimu (normal) : what? Toad? What are you doing in my body?
Reimu (ghostfreak) : I'm getting rid of the evil that's inside you! It won't take long. Just take a few minutes.
Reimu (normal) : well hurry up! I can't maintain my sanity for much longer!
Reimu (ghostfreak) : don't get your panties in a twist, I'm working on it! Quit ordering me devil woman!

And finally the evil aura was dissipated. And Reimu was back to normal.

Reimu: whew. Thanks.....darling.
Ghostfreak: wait what?

The omnitrix deactivated and Toad returned to normal. Making Reimu leap at Toad and kissed him.

Toad: what was that for Reimu?
Reimu: well it's because I love you. And the kiss is a way to thank you for saving me.
Sakuya: I'm ok with this Reimu. But just so you know I'm the alpha in this harem.
Alice: that makes sense. Because I also love you Toad. I have been since I first saw you.
Rinnosuke: that's impossible! I thought for sure my plan was flawless!
Toad: to quote a curtain CPU "your whole existence has been a mathematical error one we're about to correct! "
Rinnosuke: impossible! I AM PERFECT!

An energy disc formed on Toad's palm.

Toad: destructo disc!

He flung the energy disc at Rinnosuke and it sliced him in half.

Sakuya: at last. The threat has been eliminated. Great job honey.
Toad: I came, I saw, I kicked his ass!
????: my that was quite the spectical. I didn't think you would actually kill the man Toad. I might actually be in love with you.
Toad: uh what are doing here Yukari?
Yukari: I came to see how you're fairing. I guess my concerns have been unfounded.
????: good job handsome. You exceeded my expectations.
Toad: and who might you be?
Yukari: Toad meet Ran Yakumo. A nine tailed fox yokai.
Ran: I must say you handled yourself rather well. You might actually relieve me of my heat.
Toad: I'll think about it hot stuff.

Unbeknownsed to Toad Sakuya is exuding a malevolent aura and is glaring at him.

Sakuya: Toad.....
Toad: eh.....
Sakuya: come here. *cracking her knuckles*
Toad: exit, stage left!
Sakuya: GET BACK HERE!
Toad: NO THANKS! I CHOOSE LIFE! (Ice age reference)

With that Toad ran at sonic speed with Sakuya chasing after him.

Sakuya: TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT TOAD!
Toad: AW C'MON! GIMME A BREAK SAKUYA! I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR!
Sakuya: FINE THEN! YOU, ME, IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT!
Toad: FINE THEN! SEX IT IS!

Sakuya has finally calmed down. Mainly because she was exhausted from chasing Toad.