story of how i defeet santa

elf

so deon mcgee (me) go to elf peple an BEET TEM WITH LITENING POWERS WICH ARE COLOR BLUE (lik my eyes ) becos elf work for santa dey tel me they santa fnrend buty godjesusholyspirit sad SANTA EVIL HE MUST DIEIEklnxgvfubadlkf; ke sgnlecmgmlfslmkgblgr bkjkjjmjeajrassjokr teamnlwk;c e so ye dey short 1 inch (hahahahahha smol mijet) unliek me 6 fit tol so i stap on dem dey explod ba booOOOMM wit red blod red like baby wen remov from mom stomacc (col aborshonion lern dat from watpad it veri sceri and godjesusholyspirit say not alowed)

guys dont do abortion it bd evil med by SANTA CLOSE so thats why god say evil!!!!!! wy you wan t kil baby baby diud noting (but make you fat wen you pregagnt wit heshe) dats why elf evil cos elf mak me tink of ABORsIOn cos they red liek ABORSHIONED baby and dat evil!!!!!! also like iwander alexander yuanata wen he swet wite skin turn red AND IT FUCKING DISGUSTANG .x,jvtjkfjgvrljtehofjherugwlrhxgioruesfximconzsnyf ilhfsdiocgnvusdghdtlhergnjlekcng

ok so i kil elf and i ask elf king (name is hitler hahahaha) were is santa he sed santa try mary CRYSTAL ANDERSON (my idol!!!) so i get angri get rifel and shuut santa seve crystal from crystal cage she give me ROSE QUARTZ DILDO!!!!!!!!!

but santa has superpwer so he not ded just slep cos he fat lazy hahahahaahahahaha but ye guys he stil alove