story of how i defeet santa

roodolf

i see roodolf he rain deer wit RED NOSE red liek my nose wen stiky watr com out he fren of santa like fursty snowman but santa no frneds!!!!!! so i wok to roodolf and tel him "if yu no want ded then stop be frneds wit santa cos he meen and evoil and wany planet ert ded this wat godjesus holy spirit tel me" but roodolf sed "no cos i hat hyumans want hyumans dedn cos rain deer beter" so he atac me wit LASER BEEM OF RED LITE PEWPEWPEWPEPEPEPpepppepepwpewpepweppwpewepwpepwpewpep3pewe but i have soperpawer from godjesus holy spiri t tat mak deon mcgee (me) INVISIBLE to lasres from roodolf so i get stick from tre  an us it kil ROODOLF 

i stab him in eye until e have no eye an eye go bleed lik my moms (insret femal par t) onse wekk an like my skin when i scrach to hard. roodolf cry an cry, an i kick him an laf him lik my parents wen tey ABOSE ME. 

i wok to santa hose were i see elf maek toys for kids on them notise me hav blod on my cloths an get mad me. he punch deon mcgee (me) an deon (me) fol on flor.