story of how i defeet santa

mery crystal anderson (bot us twosecual btw)

i ten get ring wit moneey i steel from santa. i use rign an propos to CRYSTAL ANDESON (MY IDOL). she cry an say yes. nestx day we mery in church an godjesus was preest he lik merrage. aslo i mak crstal anderson pregent wit child an she lov beby (unlik SANTA BABYY) also mom dad no invte to weding becos godjesus holy spir it  kil tem. :)

TEH END :D