A Normal Day... | Monster Girls X Male Reader

15. Aftermath

(A/N: SNEAK ATTACK. Bet ya weren't expecting this huh. Well, neither was I, but I suppose I had a bit of inspiration to continue this god forsaken book)

Arriving home after the previous day/night you had was probably the most gut-wrenching experience of your life, that and fighting the valkyries on God of War, you tremble at the mere mention of such a horrific experience. Pulling up the driveway to the house, you glanced out the window at the seemingly desolate and empty house. Slightly concerning that no-one was out here to meet you. As you turned off the ignition Apophis's tail slithers down your leg for the fifth time in an hour.

(Y/N): "Will you knock it off? I'm trying to hold things together here and your constant sexual harassment really isn't helping"

Looking back your only met with the most sarcastic and sly grin imaginable.

Apophis: "It's not sexual harassment if we're a couple"

Oh heavens no. This is it, she's going to twist the truth and tell all the girls that you're dating and then they're either going to lynch you or Apophis, or systematically rape you to death. It's times like these that make you wonder why you haven't given up yet. Maybe you had and you just didn't know it, and you're in your own circle of hell living this horrific experience for eternity.

You don't even bother responding to the snake woman, and instead just slam your head against the top of the steering wheel. And that's when you begin to sob.

(Y/N): "Lord please strike me down at this very moment. Smite me and erase my existence, because what's waiting in that house is bound to be infinitely worse than anything you can do to me"

No response, great.

The journey up the steps to your front door were gut wrenching. You could feel the presence of those who await you beyond the door but if anything, that made the situation worse. Placing your hand on the door knob, you were expecting to open the door with ease. But you couldn't be more wrong, after all, you live with monster girls (:

The door swings off its hinges in an instant and out from the darkness of the mansion a brown streak collides with your chest, seeding you tumbling down the steps right back at the car. As it turns out, Kat had sensed your approach and couldn't wait for you to enter your abode.

Kat: "(Y/N)!!! YOU'RE BACK!! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!"

You couldn't exactly say much as the smol catgirl had knocked all the wind out of you with that surprise spear. All you knew was that your vision was spinning rapidly and you felt like you were going to throw up.

Kat: "I think Apophis broke him, he's not moving or talking!~"

As she says this, she begins to annoyingly prod your face with her paws.... repeatedly.

Luci: "No, it's probably because you just speared him down a flight of stairs and into his driveway you stupid cat"

Kat: "Ohh shut it mutt!"

Petra: "I'm sensing some tension"

Apophis: "You get used to it"

Petra: "Really?"

Apophis+Monic: "No, you really don't"

Apparently the whole gang was here to witness your return. Pulling yourself back you pry Kat off your chest and stand up, dusting yourself off. Glancing around it seems all the girls bar Apophis were eyeing you up and down. No doubt they have many questions as to your late night escapades. It seems Scathach was the first one as she steps forward out of the crowd, am accusing glare on her face and her hands on her hips.

Scathach: "So... Mister, care to tell us where you've been the past 24 hours??"

(Y/N): "Trying to avoi-"

You were subsequently cut off as the other girls start asking questions of their own too.

Luci: "Yeah come on, fess up"

Kat: "Yeah!!! How come you ditched us to go play happy families with snakebitch"

(Y/N): "Well if you remember, you tried to ra-"

Luci: "Nuh-uh, no excuses. You have to make it up to each and everyone of us."

(Y/N): "Of course I do... Now, if my you've all done with the interrogation, I'd much like a rest"

Upon saying this you shove your way through the group of girls and trudge your way into the mansion, slamming the door behind you. As soon as you were out of view, all the girls turn to Apophis with rage in their eyes.

Apophis: "Hey, what can I say. His lips taste like cherries"

L/K/M/S/P: "WHAT!!!"

Ah, home sweet home.