The Umbrella Academy Crack (REQUESTS OPEN)

☆Them as things I've heard my teachers say☆

☆Luther☆
"Shut the hell up, you monkey ass looking hoe" - My drama teacher

☆Diego☆
"If looks would kill, y'all would be dead" - My science teacher

☆Allison☆
"I'm too pretty to be teaching you idiots" - My music teacher

☆Klaus☆
"Am I German? Yes. Will I go and blow up the school because of it? I am tempted to, but no" - My math teacher

☆Five☆
"Hold my coffee. If I come back and you've drunk it, I'm going to refer you" - My agriculture teacher

☆Ben☆
"Huh? On yeah, I've watched hentai. Quality content" - My Japanese teacher

☆Vanya☆
"I'm depressed, but I'll live" - My woodwork's teacher