HORSIE: *pokes head out of room door* Guys! Pack your things! We are leaving in 6.9 minutes!
DUMPLING: *confusedly* what is going on Horsie? Why do we have to pack?
ALIBABA: *also pokes head out of door excitedly* Are we going on a vacation to Pig Island 69?
DUMPLING: *scornfully, to Alibaba* That makes no sense it's literally the school term right now.
ALIBABA: *pouts* But I've always wanted to go there.
HORSIE: Hush now dear babas! We are evacuating the house and moving to Baba Mansion #68.
The Baba Family has always been rich. They originally got their money from their old forestry business but now they have retired with exactly 69 billion in their combined bank account. Which is why the family has 69 copies of Baba Mansion spread out over the 69,000 hectares of Babaland.
HORSIE: The esteemed team that goes by the name TREEBUSTERS will be arriving in 6.9 minutes to obliterate the threat right outside our mansion. Isn't this good news?
DUMPLING: Of course it is! That blasted conifer has been tormenting our family for 69 years exactly! I absolutely can't wait for it to go. I hate that my room is the closest to IT but I didn't want to share a toilet with Alibaba. What could I do?
ALIBABA: *snarkily puffs chest out* I'm pretty sure my poop is nicer-smelling than yours.
As far as the Baba Family can remember, the giant conifer has been growing outside their favourite copy of Baba Mansion, seemingly trying to peer through the bedroom windows of the family.
HORSIE: Now you all got me. Start packing now! You too, Alibaba, you are always the slowest at packing!
ALIBABA: *pouts* fine...
DUMPLING: *proudly puffs chest out* I am all packed already. I have packed everything including my bug spray and conifer repellant. I've also packed a week's supply of fruits. Speaking of fruits — someone get Kiwi!
HORSIE: Kiwi? Hold on, where is she?
The Babas' faces pale as they remember the third eldest member of their family who had gone to visit her friend on the North Mountain hours ago.
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˗ˏˋ THE BABAS SEASON I ˎˊ˗
AdventureA COLLAB BY dumplingissweet AND galaxtichae the Baba's daily chaotic life Warning Includes: Burns, BTS songs, BLACKPINK songs, evergreens, 69s and more burns
