˗ˏˋ THE BABAS SEASON I ˎˊ˗

ACT 002 SCENE 001

All of a sudden, the BABAMOBILE zooms off without control or ALIBABA trying to drive it. HORSIE and DUMPLING are laughing hysterically while taking pictures of ALIBABA while the latter gasps in shock.

ALIBABA: HeYyy WHATS HAPPENING SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE— *hair flies up in an undignified manner*

HORSIE: Haha you fell for it! the BaBaMoBiLe can drive on its own! Keep your hair on! *laughs* This is GOLD!!! *takes picture of Alibaba's shOoketh expression*

DUMPLING: *joins Horsie in snapping photos* Yeah! BABA GOLD!

ALIBABA: *adjusts hair so it looks dignified again* Hey!! I think I can see the conifer over there! *points to Mount Babarest in the distance*

DUMPLING: How are we even going to get up there?? Sksksksksksk

ALIBABA: *in confusion* Babasus how did you even pronounce that. And why are you suddenly talking like how you text.

HORSIE: *shushes Alibaba quickly* IRRELEVANT. Using the BaBaMoBiLe!! It can go anywhere!!

THE BABAMOBILE: ehh not really.

DUMPLING: *screams* IT CAN TALK!!!!?

ALIBABA: *screams like a little girl even louder* WHAT IS THIS? HOW COULD I NOT KNOW THAT IT COULD TALK?!

HORSIE: *in blatant distaste* You do not know a lot of things. And your lack of maturity is a great disadvantage ahem ahem. I wonder where all your manliness went. *smirks at Alibaba*

DUMPLING: *laughs while rolling around in joy* BURNNNNNNNN!!

THE BABAMOBILE: *loudly, obnoxiously* you DUMB BABAS GO SAVE YOUR OWN KIND!

HORSIE: *outraged* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT DUMPLING AND I ARE DUMB! *slaps BaBaMoBiLe*

For a moment, everyone is stunned that HORSIE has done such a brave deed of slapping the legendary BaBaMoBiLe. After a few seconds, DUMPLING slowly begins clapping in silent awe while ALIBABA mouths a silent 'OOf'.

HORSIE: *loudly* Come kids, let's get off this dumb BaBaMoBiLe! We are better off without it! *turns to BaBaMoBiLe* FROM NOW ON YOU ARE FIRED!!

BABAMOBILE: *morosely* Weh weh. *disappears, having been teleported to Hell*