˗ˏˋ THE BABAS SEASON I ˎˊ˗

ACT 002 SCENE 002

HORSIE: Now, let's fly in our jet!

DUMPLING: WaiT we own a jet? And did nobody realise that that sounded incredibly like Alibaba?

ALIBABA: IRRELEVANT.

HORSIE: *clicks fingers* See? *jet appears above them*

The roars of the conifer sound in the distance and all four minus one Babas shiver in fearful anger. In all the 69 years of its dreadful undeserved life it had yet to ever capture one of them. And now it had KIWI.

EUGENE: All aboard! *waves while smiling cheerily*

DUMPLING: *still in shock* oH MY GOD WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!

HORSIE: *patiently* From our mansion, of course. Don't you remember hiring him as a servant, dear Baba?

ALIBABA: *hopping around* WOW THAT'S ACTUALLY A JET!

HORSIE: *to Alibaba* hAH THIS IS WHEN — I mean IF — YOU BECOME RIIIIIICH *swag*

ALIBABA: *posing* You have a point. I never knew I was this rich.

HORSIE: *with sunglasses and fire burning at her savageness* Because you aren't. It's me and Dumpling's money. *total thug life moment*

DUMPLING: *sheds tears of joy* BULTAOREUENE 불타오르네

HORSIE: FIREEEEEEEE FIREEE OH EH OH

A sudden flash mob takes place and people emerge from out of nowhere, dancing to the tune HORSIE has just belted out. DUMPLING looks at EUGENE who looks traumatised. And confused.

DUMPLING: What are you standing there for?? Play the music now!

EUGENE: But we don't play Korean pop here —

DUMPLING: Hmm! Don't you forget who convinced Elsa to marry you in the first place!

HORSIE: Elsa would hate to know that you upset us, wouldn't she?

EUGENE: *visibly sweating* Okay, I'll play the song. *plays song from the jet's sound system*

Plays

FIRE by BTS

while people dance

불타오르네

Fire Fire Fire Fire

When I wake up in my room 난 뭣도 없지

해가 지고 난 후 비틀대며 걷지

다 만신창이로 취했어 취했어

막 욕해 길에서 길에서

나 맛이 갔지 미친놈 같지

다 엉망진창, livin' like 삐-이-

니 멋대로 살어 어차피 니 꺼야

애쓰지 좀 말어 져도 괜찮아

Errbody say la la la la la (La la la la la)

Say la la la la la (La la la la la)

손을 들어 소리질러 Burn it up

불타오르네

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

(Eh eh oh eh oh)

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

Hey, burn it up 전부 다 태울 것 같이

Hey, turn it up 새벽이 다 갈 때까지

그냥 살아도 돼 우린 젊기에

그 말하는 넌 뭔 수저길래

수저수저 거려 난 사람인데

(So what)

니 멋대로 살어 어차피 니 꺼야

애쓰지 좀 말어 져도 괜찮아

Errbody say la la la la la (La la la la la)

Say la la la la la (La la la la la)

손을 들어 소리질러 Burn it up

불타오르네

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

(Eh eh oh eh oh)

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

겁 많은 자여 여기로

(Fire) 괴로운 자여 여기로

(Fire) 맨주먹을 들고 All night long

(Fire) 진군하는 발걸음으로

(Fire) 뛰어봐 미쳐버려 다

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

(Fire Fire)

싹 다 불태워라 Bow wow wow

용서해줄게

The music ends. HORSIE And DUMPLING are smiling from ear to ear. EUGENE has blood dripping from his ears. And they realise that ALIBABA is lying motionless on the ground.